Someone already send Asparagus but WHO CARES, GIMME UR HOT TAKES , ASPARAGUS x3
Asparagus: What’s an unpopular opinion you have? Netflix’s The Witcher series (at least the first season that we have so far) is not that good. I don’t like it, I don’t like Henry Cavill as Geralt and I don’t, I repeat, I DON’T care how much of “The Witcher” nerd he is. He doesn’t suit the role. Geralt is supposed to be lean but muscled and strong (he is on the road all the time, he’s broke pretty much all the time as well so you can imagine he doesn’t binge on any food). Yeah, he’s a mutant, but it doesn’t mean he has to look like Conan with white hair. They made him that brooding asshole who barely speaks, punches his future best friend in the gut (Jaskier), people basically call this version of him a Himbo Geralt while the book Geralt is well read and intelligent and he knows different languages. I could go on like this forever. Jaskier is a comic relief in the shows, Yennefer doesn’t have big curly hair, they made Ciri a clueless teenager who’s too old compared to what her age is supposed to be, Calanthe’s bloodthirst for killing elves when she has elven blood in her veins?? Most of the characters are backwards in the show anyway, the short stories they filmed lack the most important parts/punch lines aaand I could go on like this forever. *exhales sharply*
I’m done. For now. I’m sorry if you haven’t watched the show and I spoiled anything.
Thanks for the ask <3
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