#maplesyrupao3

[a-pirate-my-hearties]

Someone already send Asparagus but WHO CARES, GIMME UR HOT TAKES , ASPARAGUS x3

Asparagus: What’s an unpopular opinion you have? Netflix’s The Witcher series (at least the first season that we have so far) is not that good. I don’t like it, I don’t like Henry Cavill as Geralt and I don’t, I repeat, I DON’T care how much of “The Witcher” nerd he is. He doesn’t suit the role. Geralt is supposed to be lean but muscled and strong (he is on the road all the time, he’s broke pretty much all the time as well so you can imagine he doesn’t binge on any food). Yeah, he’s a mutant, but it doesn’t mean he has to look like Conan with white hair. They made him that brooding asshole who barely speaks, punches his future best friend in the gut (Jaskier), people basically call this version of him a Himbo Geralt while the book Geralt is well read and intelligent and he knows different languages. I could go on like this forever. Jaskier is a comic relief in the shows, Yennefer doesn’t have big curly hair, they made Ciri a clueless teenager who’s too old compared to what her age is supposed to be, Calanthe’s bloodthirst for killing elves when she has elven blood in her veins?? Most of the characters are backwards in the show anyway, the short stories they filmed lack the most important parts/punch lines aaand I could go on like this forever. *exhales sharply*

I’m done. For now. I’m sorry if you haven’t watched the show and I spoiled anything.

Thanks for the ask <3

@maplesyrupao3

[nothingeverlost]

You can literally see Patrick Turner falling in love in this episode.

[the-adventures-of-dave]

How has Dave’s aggression been since he and Kepler became friends?

It has gotten much better! Honestly even since Christmas before I got Kepler I noticed a decline in his aggression. His learning to give high fives for attention instead of biting was huge progress for him that really sped things along.

Now that we have Kepler, Dave’s only bit me gently a couple times in two weeks, instead of drawing blood multiple times daily like he had been in the fall. I think that it’s good for him to have a cat to play with so he can get some energy out. It’s also good that now if we want to pet a cat we can pet Kepler instead of bothering Dave. When you pet Dave you never know if he’ll like it or if he’ll bite.

[thebluelemontree]

Hello, Blue! :) I have an idea I wanted to pass along in case anyone was interested. I know there have been some mafia fics in Sansan but I don't know if this has been done yet: 1920s, Sandor is a mob boss, Sansa is a journalist doing a story on organized crime in their city. She draws the attention of Sandor *and* his rival and Sandor rescues her from an attempt on her life. She then has to stay with him for her own safety. Oh noes ;D Free to anyone who might want to use the idea!

Daaaaaaamn!  Yes, I love a historic period piece AU.  And I’ve loved the Sansan mafia au fics.  This is definitely a different spin on it.  I really like this idea.  Kudos!  Thank you for passing it along! <3 

[thatscarletflycatcher]

Happy birthday, you teeny adorable bird! 🥰🦜

*Chirps happily and thankfully and appreciatively*

[supernovadragoncat]

Finally got to chapter 17 AND NOW...I WAIT. 🧘‍♀️ (just kidding, I’m not chill at all, I’m flailing with excitement for 18!)

🥰Ahhh thank you! I’m excited for it too! It may take me a couple weeks to get it posted (I’m knee deep in another writing project) BUT it’ll be worth the wait, I do believe! 

Cheers to you and all the other fandom lovelies! Happy Sunday and I hope you’re doing well!  Thank you so much for the support you’ve shown! Means the world to me! ⚡️🖤🤘🏼

[bearholdingashark]

Time travel and Married to the job for Benoit x Marta! (dude, they need a ship name. I vote Cablanca😆)

Thank you for the ask! I absolutely love Cablanca and I really hope it catches on. :) I’m definitely going to start using it.

Time Travel and Married To The Job

I’m taking a lot of my time travel inspiration from the tv show Time Squad, which I used to love when I was younger. So Lt. Elliott is a Time Cop, along with his robot Wagner. They travel through time and solve crimes and fix mistakes in history. Benoit Blanc is a time traveling private detective, who sometimes works with them on cases.

Benoit is Married To His JobTM, and while he’ll sometimes go out with Elliott and Wagner after cases, he mostly keeps to himself. They (mostly Wagner) sometimes try to get him to go out more or set him up with people, but he’s not really having any of it. He’s happy with his solitude.

Then he meets one Marta Cabrera, while working a current day case when he’s mysteriously hired with an envelope of cash. She is absolved of all guilt, and he thinks that will be the end of it. But then his solitude isn’t as pleasant as it used to be, and he goes to visit her, telling himself he’s just going to check on a friend. They get talking and catch up, and he invites her on a case he’s currently working on. She accepts, and one case becomes two, and then three and then she’s accompanying him on every case. They travel throughout time and solve mysteries, and one day, Benoit realizes that he’s in love with her, but thinks that she doesn’t like him like that, until a close call with a murderer and they end up confessing their love and kissing a bunch and being all happy and shit.

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

I bet Tennant and Sheen lurk on Tumblr giggling madly to themselves in the dark like a couple of pervy teens over the shit we do. (j/k)

David lurks only on MySpace :D (x)