#maradyehr

[linhcindar]

genetics test dang why r u so smart rip

... what kind of education system do you have in aus

lol we learned the basics of genetics in 7th grade and now some slightly more complex stuff in 9th

[linhcindar]

what kind of emotions do noses feel NOSTRALGIA HAHAHAH

we’re not friends anymore

im unfollowing you

[linhcindar]

the last 20 messages in my inbox are replies from you i think that answers the question and thAT IS LITERALLY YOU WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS SO MEAN TO ME YEAH I'M AHEAD OF YOU IN TIMEZONE THAT MEANS IT'S NEARLY MIDNIGHT HERE and there you are with your rude replies i didn't even get up to sending my jokes and now I've been exiled ??? what is this treatment thanks tumblr

i have never hit ask limit ONCE in my ENTIRE LIFE i am INFINITY ITSELF and you’re like. an infinitesimal number.

i’m mean to u bc youre a loser

why are you up at midnight?? you don’t even have starbucks how do you do the staying awake thing?? are you even on break ((because i am))

if you send your jokes i will THROW THINGS and cry

[linhcindar]

APPARENTLY I REACHED ASK LIMIT I DIDNT EVEN GET TO FINISH OFF MY MESSAGE SO HERE IT IS heRe you go again with the whole timing thing you keep holding against me first it was theming nOW it's who knows more mythology stuff what's next huh who has the quicker platypus i'll probably get a message in like a week from you saying "i don't even live in australia i don't even have a pet platypus in my backyard and i can still make mine swim faster"

YOU’RE KIDDING ME WHY WOULD YOU EVEN

and yes yes THAT IS EXACTLY ME, i bet THE PLATYPUS I DON’T HAVE CAN SWIM FASTER THAN YOURS BECAUSE I BET YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE A PET PLATYPUS

you’re supposed to be ahead of me in timezones bUT YOURE SO SLOW

[tsarist]

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TTTHHHHAAAAAANNKKK YYYYOOOUUUU CCCHHHHEEELLLLSSSEEEEEE

[jakeperalta]

maradyehr it's nOT me i swEAr

whatever you say ;)

but seriously i adore everything about your blog like i cannot find a single fault???

[linhcindar]

55 truths

55 Truths

Rules: Once you’ve been tagged you are supposed to answer the 55 truths that about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. I was tagged by ladiescapulet.

Tagging: larajeansong rachledare maermaid maradyehr paperclip-nightingale myrory

WHAT WAS YOUR


Last Beverage: Grape juice.

Last Phone Call: My mom.


Last Text Message: "Made it home.”


Last song you listened to: I Am Shell I Am Bone - Gazelle Twin


Last time you cried: Today in PE. Not because I was sad, although PE does make me very sad, but because the birdie hit me in the eye today in badminton. Yeah.

HAVE YOU EVER


Dated someone twice: I haven't dated someone once.


Been cheated on: See above.

Kissed someone and regretted it: I haven't kissed anyone ever.


Lost someone special: Uh. There was my dead great-grandma from when I was seven, but I wasn't terribly attached to her.


Been depressed: Not 'officially went to the doctor and was diagnosed,' no. (I asked. My parents said no.)

Been drunk and threw up: I haven't gotten drunk.

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS: Green, pink, purple.

IN 2015 HAVE YOU…
(amended to 2015, was previously 2014)

Made a new friend: Sort of. Yes.


Fallen out of love: Also sort of.


Laughed until you cried: No.


Met someone who changed you: No, but I became closer to some people who changed me.


Found out who your true friends are: No.


Found out someone was talking about you: Someone is always talking about me. I don't actually care.

Kissed anyone on your Facebook friends list: Facebook is blocked in China.

FIRST


First best friend: kai-eidoscope


First sport you joined: I've never joined any sports and I don't want to.


First Vacation: Probably in the NC mountains?

First pair of trainers: I don't even know what I'm supposed to say. Aren't trainers shoes?

RIGHT NOW


Drinking: Water.


I’m about to: Do my English homework.


Listening to: The same song as the last one I listened to, because I unpaused it.


Waiting for: life to get better.


YOUR FUTURE


Want kids: HAHA, NO.


Get married: HAHA, NO.


Career: Computer scientist who writes on the side.


WHICH IS BETTER

Lips or Eyes: Neither because I don't pay attention at all, but eyes, I guess.


Hugs or kisses: Hugs, obviously.


Shorter or taller: Shorter.

Older or younger: Neither.


Romantic or spontaneous: I...all of this is making the incorrect assumption I want to date someone.


Nice stomach or nice arms: I don't know? I don't look at people's stomachs because they're wearing clothes? I don't look at their arms because they're not interesting?

Sensitive or loud: Sensitive.


Hook-up or relationship: Neither. Currently, I'm nonamorous.

Trouble-maker or hesitant: I give up on all these questions.


HAVE YOU EVER


Kissed a stranger: No.

Drank hard liquor: No.


Lost glasses/contacts: Yes.

Turned someone down: Does not wanting to date a guy back in fourth grade count..? He had a crush on me but never asked me out.


Sex on first date: No sex on the first date, no sex on the second, no sex on the third, no sex ever and no dates for now.

Broke someone’s heart: I don't think so.


Been arrested: No.

Cried when someone died: Do...do fictional characters count...?

DO YOU BELIEVE IN


Yourself: On my good days.


Miracles: Yes, but I no longer rely on them, and I'm glad for it.


Love at first sight: No, but I once thought twice when I saw someone wearing a t-shirt for one of my fandoms.


Heaven: Not in the kind people seem to believe, but I think you can find your way to one on Earth if you play your cards right.


Santa Claus: No.

Kiss on the first date: I don't care, but sure, as long as you're attracted to each other and want to...?


Angels: See the 'yourself' question. But no, I don't believe in angels of any kind.

[myrory]

your fav is problematic: chaz

is nicknamed cheese in spanish thats queso kay so im trying to get to a point here but i forgot

is so cute?????/ even her chaz gang icons were cute???

looks like lily collins idc what you say

is too nice 4 me 2 nice 4 everybody

doesnt like hsm. this rlly is problematic how can she exist