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peter: judging by the shadows, i reckon its about 3pm... my mum made me do cub scouts

james: When? 🙄

sirius: 🤓 my mum made me do cub scouts 🤓

Order Member : Hello, Mr. Lupin! It’s been a long time.

Remus: Indeed it has…*Looks over his shoulders*

Remus *very politely*: Will you excuse me?

Order Member: Oh, yes…of course.

Remus: *Goes over and stands in the corner and proceeds to ignore everyone*

Order Member : 👁👄👁

-sirius black in the gryffindor common room drunk

Remus: YOU GUYS BECAME ILLEGAL ANIMAGI FOR ME?!

Remus: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU BOTH JUST DID?!

Remus: YOU COULD BE SENT TO AZKABAN FOR THIS!

Sirius: Bold of you to assume Azkaban wants me. Not even my own family does

Peter: Bold of you to assume Azkaban want me. Not even you guys do

James: Bold of you- actually everyone wants me. But honestly I’m so past sanity Azkaban would make me more sane if anything

(James’s is a quote from something I said and I stand by it 😌 the Azkaban part not the part of everyone wanting me lol)

Sirius: Well, hello there, what's this? A swear Jar?

Lily: Oh yes, Harry's.

Sirius: You give him money everytime he swears? Oh, bravo, Evans. *proceeds to take out his wallet.*

Lily: Oh no, no, no, no. He pays for every bad word he says.

Sirius: Oh 👁👄👁. Well then I am even more impressed.

Lily *shocked*: Oh, thank you, Sirius.

Sirius: Impressed that you would extort money from your own offspring!

Sirius: I mean, what a ridiculous idea! Bad words? Determined by a set of arbitrary rules--just like my father's.

Sirius: *Gives Harry money* Here, Harry, this should buy you plenty of juice words. You swear away.

Lily: Sirius, No!

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