Ameilia (she/her)

Harry Potter Shit || ig padfootspuppy || tag me in the caption and post @padfootspuppy if you repost to insta || Hufflepuff if my background didn’t make it clear || Regulus black Stan || probz plotting a murder

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Regulus: *flips off his brother*

Regulus: *writes a “fuck you* letter to a mass murderer

Regulus: *fights a bunch of ppl mistreating elves*

Also regulus: hi…I…I would like to…ummm…order…apizzaplease

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I was gonna write an awful hc where all of the marauders die just for fun, until I realized...that’s canon

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Remus: that was so embarrassing-

Remus: do you think anyone noticed?

Sirius: WTF DO YOU MEAN-

Sirius: YOU JUST GOT HIT BY A CAR

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James: hey lily flower, Harry and I just got done decorating our cat

Lily: oh oka-

Lily: what cat?!

Lily: AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN DECORATED?!

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Sirius: OMIGOD IVE GOT HORRIBLE NEWS

Remus: just calm down and tell me

Sirius: okay you might want to sit for this

Remus: starts to sit down

Sirius: SOMEONE STOLE ALL OUR CHAIRS

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Sirius: where are you going?

Regulus: to either get ice cream or commit a felony

Regulus: I’ll decide in the car

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James: omigod there’s a dog in our yard!!!

Sirius: *approaching to met it*: awwww who’s a cutie

Remus: Sirius…

Remus: THAT’S A BEAR!!!!!

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James: how are you, rem

Remus: HAPPY

James: aww I’m so gla-

Remus: Having

Remus: A

Remus: Pretty

Remu: Painful

Remus: Year

James:

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Sirius *comes out of the changing room in a T-shirt and skirt*: so…

Sirius: what do you think?

Remus: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

Sirius: what’s wrong with the skirt?

Remus: nothing’s wrong with the skirt, babe…

Remus: however the “stare at remus John lupin and I will hunt you down” T-shirt…

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Sirius: *suddenly starts singing firework by Katy perry*

Remus *to James*: he’s going to light that bottle of alcohol on fire and cause an explosion which will light the dorm on fire, isn’t he?

James:

Remus: …and that’s why he held the party in the Slytherin common room, isn’t it?

James: I will neither confirm nor deny these preposterous allegations…

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Severus: Minnerva, did I just see you giving potter alcohol?

Minerva: Severus, you should know by now

Minerva: if I were giving alcohol to kids, you’d never find out about it

Minerva: oh and I don’t condone underaged drinking

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Therapist: now tell me, how do you all cope with your problems

Sirius: humor

Narcissa: money

Bellatrix:torture

Regulus: I’m sorry

Regulus: I was meant to be coping this entire time?!

Regulus: damn

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Narcissa: whoever said money can’t solve your problems

Narcissa: must’ve not had enough money to solve

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Remus: so ummmm

Remus: I have a question…

Sirius & James: yes…

Remus: WHAT IN MERLINS NAME GAVE YOU THE IDEA TO TURN MY RUBBER DUCK INTO A REAL DUCK

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Remus: *walks in to find lily bubble wrapped and James pointing a sword at him*

Remus: wha-

James: IT IS MY DUTY TO PROTECT LILY AND MINI ME FROM ANY HARM

James: I. SHALL. NOT. FAIL.

[dearestdoodles]

too bad he failed then

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I-

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Remus *pointing to his phone*: Sirius…what is this????

Sirius: ITS A BANANA AND SIRIUS WORSHIPPING CULT

Sirius: I got the entirity of Hogwarts in on it!!!

Sirius: I suspect MINNIE, dumbledore, and poppy are on there

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Sirius: I’m a very nice person

Sirius: I could’ve forced people into tipping me and gotten more tips

Sirius: but instead I decided to be a law abiding citizen