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[wolfstarloml]

me and my friends as marauders group chat

Remus: Hey! When school reopens please don’t interact with me. For personal reasons i don’t exist. Thank you.

Sirius: Yes I will.

James: I will. Thank you.

Remus: No You Will Not.

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James:Where is Sirius?

Remus:LILYY

Sirius:GINGERR

Remus:Found him.

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Marlene: Wow you can dress well!

Sirius: Thanks! I came out of the closet this morning.

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Remus:Oh god Sirius,my scars hurt! Call me a doctor.

Sirius:You’re the best doctor in the world Remus.

James:👁👄👁

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*Remus eating his melted chocolate*

Sirius:I hate how your chocolate always melts in your finger.

Remus:IKR!

Sirius:It’s so unfair that you’re so hot to melt it-

Remus:I-

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Sirius drunk af: You know my friend remus lupin? He is the hottest, smartest and the most adorable person in the entire world. You have no idea how amazing he is.

Remus:

Sirius:I love him so much and he doesn’t even know. But don’t tell him i said this!

Remus: Okay I wont.

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Peter:Sirius,No!

Sirius:Sirius,Yes.

James:Sirius,No!

Sirius:Sirius,Maybe.

Remus:Sirius,No!

Sirius:Okay love.

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Sirius:Remus,if hand sanitizer kills 99.9% germs and I put 2 drops then-

Remus:OMG SIRIUS YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Sirius:Really??!

Remus:NO❤️

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Wishing the wonderful, lovely,amazing,gorgeous and bright witch Lily Evans Potter a very happy 61st birthday!A very kind,intelligent ,beautiful and courageous soul was born today. Happiest birthday to the most beautiful woman I have ever known! And happiest birthday to one of the best mothers in the world whose sacrifice saved her dear son.Lily never left us,she’s always going to be in our hearts.You’re so missed Lily,Happy birthday,we love you💞💕

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Sirius: saywhatifyouwoulddateme

Remus: huh?

Sirius: Damn he’s good-

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Snape:Mr Potter,you’re in great trouble for stealing stuffs from my store.

Harry:What are you gonna do?Call my parents?

Snape:SOMEONE GET THIS KID A THERAPIST-

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Lily: The view is so beautiful.

Lily: But do you know what is even more beautiful?

Remus: James?

Lily nods smiling: James.

Remus: You know what else is beautiful?

Lily: Sirius?

Remus nods smiling: Sirius.

Lily: GOSH WE’RE SO LUCKY!

Remus: I KNOW RIGHT!!!

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Harry:Professor Lupin,there’s a strange black dog following me from the morning.

Remus:Well that’s sounds freaking Sirius-

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Remus:Why did you yell at him for asking me for a drink?

Sirius:Cause you’re mine.

Remus:SIRIUS BLACK HE WAS THE FUCKING WAITER-

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Sirius:I just ended a three years of relationship.

Remus:Omg! I’m so sorry!

Sirius:Don’t worry it wasn’t mine.

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i have a very complicated relationship with the marauders

on one hand they bring me so much happiness

but on the other hand they literally make me cry so hard that I got stomach cramps

so…………idk