Proposal Prompts
✧ “I cannot imagine spending another day without you. So I won’t, if you’ll let me.”
✧ “Everyone is looking at us.” “I know. That’s why I’m really hoping you’re not about to say no.”
✧ “I think you already knew this was coming, but… Here we go.”
✧ “This sounds a lot like a marriage proposal.” “Well, I would sure hope so.”
✧ “Is that why you’ve been sneaking around all weird lately? I thought something was going on!”
✧ “Yes!” “Wh— You didn’t even let me ask the question!”
✧ “I’m sorry I got mad at you for telling me to put on something pretty. Thank you for insisting.”
✧ “I’m rambling, aren’t I?” “You are, but keep going. It’s cute.”
✧ “Just in case you say no, I do have a 9 page argumentative essay prepared, but I really hope you’re not about to make me read it, because I will cry.”
✧ “Okay, this is painful, you are adorably nervous, but I will rescue you: yes.” “Thank God. Can I propose again?”
✧ “I’ve been bothering you as your annoying partner for long enough. Will you do me the honors of letting me be your annoying spouse instead?”
✧ “We should get married.” “That better not have been your proposal, I swear—“
✧ “We’ve basically been married in all but law forever already.”
✧ “Did you ask my dad for my hand?” “Yup. He told me to fuck off and threatened to shoot me. I think it was a test.” “It absolutely was, but not sure if you going through with it means you passed or failed.” “Guess we’ll find out.”
✧ “I would kneel, but you know I busted my knee a while back, so I’ll just… Do it standing up.”
[Prompt Calender: March 20th, National Proposal Day]
