Merfolk x Pirate
✦ “Why is the Captain yelling at the ocean again?” “That siren that stole his spyglas now also stole his hat.” “He is so into this.”
✦ “Stop flailing. I got you, won't let you drown.” “You... You saved me?” “Of course. You're an annoyance, not my enemy.”
✦ “Can you move? You're scaring the fish with your tail splashing water.” “You move! I've been sunbathing here for weeks, and your ship is in the way!”
✦ “Well, hello there, gorgeous. You wouldn't mind helping me out and grabbing that amulet I dropped into the water, would you?” “Your amulet hit me on the head. You're lucky if I don't drag you into the depths.”
✦ “Don't you look lovely holding onto the railing of my ship?” “And brave too, after you tried to catch me with a net last time.” “Ah, but you see, how could I resist when someone as pretty to look at such as yourself is presenting itself to me like this?”
✦ “If I kiss you, will you drag me into the depths?” “Maybe. Isn't it worth trying nonetheless?” “I am questioning that as well...”
✦ “Your siren song is quite lovely. It almost tempted me to jump into the water and swim to you.” “Charming, but siren songs are myths. Not even human minds are so weak that they would succumb to it.” “We must be something special then, because your voice weakens my knees and makes the waves look like home.”
✦ “The water is lovely today. Why don't you join me?” “I don't think you understand just how tempted I am to do as you ask.” “Oh, I know. I wouldn't be offering if I didn't.”
✦ “You're hurt... Did they try to capture you?” “I got away... But their blades were poisoned. Can you help?”
[Prompt Calender: March 29th, International Mermaid Day]
