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Sirius and Marlene having shouting matches in the Gryffindor common room because “EXCUSE YOU BITCH I AM THE GAYEST STUDENT IN THE SCHOOL” “NO I AM ASSHAT”

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Poly Marauders + Co Headcanon

So basically it’s James/Lily, James/Sirius/Remus, Lily/Marlene, Marlene/Mary/Dorcas, Alice/Frank, James/Frank, and acearo!Peter, but the pairs and trio with kids are still the primaries. Oh, and everyone lives. Duh.

- James and Lily still have Harry, but they also have a younger daughter, Marigold Euphemia Potter (or Goldie for short).

- Teddy is Sirius and Remus’s son (and yes I know the name Teddy came from Tonks’s dad but whatever maybe they just chose it because they liked it).

- Alice and Frank obviously still have Neville.

- Mary, Marlene, and Dorcas have a girl, Elizabeth Athene McKinnon (called Lizzie).

- All the adults help take care of the kids, but they’re still closest to their ‘official’ parents.

- The kids call their para-parents (the other adults) 'non’/'nonny’ in place of mom/mommy and dad/daddy.

- They live in Godric’s Hollow in a magically enlarged house called The Fort by residents and friends. There are 9 bedrooms (J/L, S/R, M/M/D, A/F, Peter, Harry & Teddy, Goldie & Lizzie, Neville, and a guest room).

- They have a fuckton of pets. * Crookshanks is the family cat (well, half-cat half-kneazle technically) * Hedwig is the Potters’ owl * Teddy has an elf owl named Pan * Neville still has Trevor (though he can borrow Hedwig or Pan when he needs to) * the McKinnons have a black cat named Jet * Sirius has a parrot named Wilberforce * James has a painted turtle named Bathsheba * Lily has a fluffy green puffskein named Elvendork

- All the grandparents are alive and well. They get regular visits from Fleamont and Euphemia, Lyall and Hope, Augusta, and all the others (except Walburga and Orion obviously, since- as stated by a sparkly, colorful sign that Sirius put on the side of the house with a permanent sticking charm- “No Blood Purist Dicks Allowed”)