daminette chatting pt.5
*screaming*
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transcript of the voice call at 10:36 a.m. Gotham, New Jersey
"hey girl—"
"alya, I need you to prepare me a fake ID"
"Mari, my dear, my darling, light of my life, I can not express how much you mean to me, what the fuck."
"Alya, I need my best friend right now, not someone who's gonna question my entire life story."
"And as your best friend, I invoke the right to be a part of all your crazy shit, and to do that, I need to know what happened."
"but I could—"
"No, Mari. No buts."
"What if—"
"No, I'm not going to make a fake ID for you without knowing where we are going."
"We?"
"I'm coming with you. If you're going down, I'm going with you."
"But—"
"Best friend privileges."
"Fine, will you make the IDs?"
"Tell me what we're doing first. Can't make a ID if I don't know how specific you want me to go, or what you're trying to escape from."
"..."
"..."
"...I hate you so much."
"Love you too. So spill girl!"
"I kinda..."
"Kinda what?"
"Ikindaaskeddamianifhewouldgotothevalentinesdatewithme"
"GIRL WHAT?"
"I DON'T KNOW HOW ELSE I CAN MAKE THIS CLEARER FOR YOU"
"MOVE OVER, I'M COMING OVER THERE"
"WAIT, ALYA WHAT"
"MAX, I NEED YOU TO OPEN A PORTAL TO MARI'S APARTMENT IN GOTHAM"
[distant] "OH NO YOU DON'T CÉSAIRE, IF YOU'RE GOING TO VISIT MARI THEN I'M GOING TOO"
"FINE"
"ALYA, STOP—"
"VOYAGE"
end of call transcript
note from me: does anyone want to be tagged when this updates???