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Behold, the fic I've been teasing! On October 25th, 2024, my best friend @oojamaflip-whatchamacallit and I stayed up until 2 AM making a dreadfully complicated and artfully color-coded flowchart. Now, two months, many plot changes, and two unplanned chapters later, that flowchart has been transformed into a beautiful baby fanfiction. And by baby I mean about 22k words, without the two chapters that aren't technically part of the story.
This fic is smut, if you couldn't tell, so make sure to read the tags.
eyes, lingerie, location, and stimulation for mari beloved!! also queen for both of her verses pls lol
QUEEN FOR BOTH VERSES PLEASEEJFJFNDNJDJDKKS I LOVE THAT WE STILL REFERENCE THE VAAS POLL I'LL NEVER GET OVER IT
Obviously not sfw shit under the cut.
eyes — do they like to be watched while they're having sex? do they like to watch others having sex? It really depends on who is watching like...if it's to show off (like to Angelina or Solana in BCS or the Pirates or Jason in FC3) then she's into it but if it's basically anyone else then no. She also doesn't like watching others. Once walked in on Angelina and Lalo and had acid reflux and nightmares for a week.
lingerie — do they own lingerie? if so, how often do they wear it? what kind of lingerie do they like to wear the most? do they like when their partners wear lingerie for them? In BCS, I'd say she definitely owns some. Nacho has money and I'm sure he spends it on her in that regard. In FC3, it's probably harder to get good quality, cute lingerie on the islands but Vaas does what he can to get her at least one set. It's not often she wears it in either verse, as she's more into practical clothes and that includes underwear, but if she feels like treating Nacho or Vaas to a show, she'll wear it on occasion. I can see her preferring silk or leather, shiny things, and lots of straps. Definitely needs some chokers or ribbons around the neck for it to work. If either Nacho or Vaas wore lingerie for her i think she'd be into it, she'd think fishnets are hot on them probably.
queen — are they a size queen? do they prefer length, girth, or both? do they like textures? PLEASE this question is so fucking funny for Mari...okay maybe she is. Maybe so. But it's whatever, because Vaas won that poll for a reason, and that reason is good for her. And like Nacho just radiates "win the poll" energy too so like!! Both verses she's set. Also, both. Textures, eh, she doesn't care much about.
location — where do they like to have sex the most? would they ever have sex in a 'risky' place (ex. in the office, closet, public bathroom, etc)? In BCS she usually prefers Nacho's bedroom, but she's also a big fan of car sex in that Javelin (or his stupid old van before he got that car). In FC3, she and Vaas will do it basically anywhere so like. Be careful around the island lest you come across the two sluttiest Pirates who ever lived fucking nasty.
stimulation — how do they prefer to be stimulated? do they like being given handjobs? do they like being fingered? do they like being given oral? is/are there any specific spot(s) on their body they like being stimulated the most? where do they like to stimulate their partner(s)? Penetrative is the best stimulation in her opinion but she's not opposed to other stuff. Fingering > touching in her opinion. Oral is fun but she almost ALMOST likes giving it more than getting. NECK NECK NECK grab it bite it kiss it etc etc!! And she'll stimulate Nacho or Vaas wherever they want, it's up to them, she'd do whatever....ok maybe tits the most. She'd enjoy tits the most.
Thank you for asking i was giggling to myself over this DJDJKSKSKSJD 🫶🫶🫶🫶