Jam&Mayo

[tmcb]

Ourselves A Self

[fwizard]

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

[maydayparkers]

Literally begging people to engage with media in a way that isn’t “strip layered characters into a one-size-fits-all babie personality that’s basically just the phrase ‘appley juice :3’ as a personality”

[maydayparkers]

I don’t know how many times I have to say this but if you smooth away at every rough edge that makes a well written character interesting you’re always going to end up with the same smooth sphere. And if you’re only comfortable playing around with that sphere then either you never liked the original all that much or you should probably have a long think about how you consume with media and why this is the only way you seem able to do so

[abimee]

[0v9]

seeing this image in 2026 is like seeing an old friend who I've dearly missed

[thejbomb]

10 PEOPLE I’D LIKE TO GET TO KNOW

Tagged by @rainbowsuitcase and @icemavman, thanks guys :)

LAST SONG: Finish Lefty by Quarters 🔥

CURRENTLY WATCHING: Rewatching BBC Sherlock with my mum because I thought she’d fuck with it and I was right.

CURRENT OBSESSION: Top Gun 😔💔🕊️

CURRENTLY READING: When We Get Around to Talking About It by COMPACFLT (I actually can’t believe I haven’t read it yet)

CURRENTLY WORKING ON: Nothing 😭🫡💀 I’m pretty sure writer’s block is the evil the Bible talks about (I want to be working on my trans mav fics though)

CURRENTLY WEARING: Jeans and three jackets because I just got back from ‘having a pint with the lads’ and it’s fucking freezing.

LAST GOOGLE SEARCH: “bottlebrush Australian native” because I’m drawing them atm.

FAVORITE FLOWER: Wattle!!! They’re about to flower so my drive to uni is gonna be gorgeous asf for a month or so.

tagging (no pressure, soldiers, none at all): @death2toby @kazanskyswingman @sonnywrites @prollybradshaw @topgunidiot @touchysoft @fanficlsbestfood @whatiwouldnotgive2 @towering-book-piles @blazingstar29

[alenzet]

Tagged by @bookworm2011 Thank you!!

Last song: No mercy - The death riders

Currently watching: SFTH plays (SNFTHITW)

Current obsession: Minmaxed and SFTH

Currently reading: Death with Interruptions - José Saramago

Currently working on: Nothing :(

Currently wearing: Orange t-shirt with an orange saying "Franto?" to a glass of Fanta and black shorts

Favorite flower: Roses

Tags (no pressure!)

@psychicbluebirdmiracle @wyvernofstories @marcena-fr0st @biteygremlinanon @teamyuri @jam-mayo @kel-me-please @sixofcrowsispeak @thenforgotten @generally-genderfluid @cantpickafandomtbh @wethewatchers + mutuals I forgot (sorry) and anyone else who wants to join!

[jam-mayo]

Thank you for the tag!

Last song: Dear Arkansas Daughter

Currently watching: The little Prince

Current obsession: Project Hail Mary, Project Hail Mary and yeah I think the point gets across lol

Currently reading: nothing :'c

Currently working on: A verity crochet plush, a Rocky crochet plush and finishing my last gift

Currently wearing: A white t shirt with red accents on the sleeves and collar and red letters on the chest and neon pink and brown shorts with palm leaf designs?

Favorite flower: petunias are pretty but probably Lily of the valley!

Tags:

@mstrickster @raspberrypossums @luna-the-cretar @urfavrib @scrawpy @girzapata6

And anyone else that I am forgetting about!

[jam-mayo]

Wearing a red and white shirt and i'm like heheh i'm just like him

[lemontrance]

after seeing every possible spoiler i could find im finally watching project hail mary. uh. here are my first thoughts :]

omg grace's whole thing is about how alien life is probably very berry different to ours! and how we probably wouldnt even recognise that it is life at first! i've been saying this since i was like 13!!!

i like the ginger lady (is she the stratt lady everyone is on about?) she has a nice voice. i like here little "wake up its a cell! ......applaud"

will give live updates as i watch. spoiler warning.

[lemontrance]

HA "water isnt needed for life" **five minutes later** "its made entierly of water... :/"

"thank you for your help im glad you didnt die" lmao i love her

[lemontrance]

1 why is grace wearing so many hats and 2 is that the ingraving from the probe they sent out like 50+ years ago that was meant to find life? if so i love that

ohhhhh thats where the little crochet earth that i keep seeing all over pintrest is from

[lemontrance]

"imagine for a second that you are an intersteller microorganism" "im not doing that." **continues on like nothing happened**

ok predictions. it went to venus bc it was so hot and they mistuck it for the sun. maybe...... uhhhhh. im gonna go with that.

[lemontrance]

grace: heyyyyyy evaaaaaaaaa. so uh. carl and i may or may not have uhhhhhhhhhh made a baby......... we're fathers now tho! :D

stratt **bass boosted**: what.

grace what do you mean "been a long time since i took a pill from a stranger" ?????? also i was wrong about venus

"where are we?" "the ocean."

oh i love this woman give her all the coffee she wants

[lemontrance]

love the chorus of "we. dont. know." from the room of Very Important People

theyre fucking using the sun eating bugs. as fuel. to go to the one place. where they can find out how to kill. the sun eating bugs.

thats kinda fucked man. like imagine you were one of those sun eating bugs. id be so mad.

[lemontrance]

oh. of grace's little funeral for the other crew members. oh. he doesnt even know or remember them. but hes trying his best. "you were both very loved" he only has the pictures to go off of. but he has no pictures of himself. fuck dude

would their bodys even decompose in space? im just imagining some astronaut in the future finding the bodies and trying to piece together what happened

[lemontrance]

Technical difficulties. We'll be back in uhhhhhhhh. 20 minutes.

[lemontrance]

aaaaaannnnd we're back

lmao love how grace sees another ship and is just like nope. bro is out of there.

HA AND ROCKY IS JUST FOLLOWING HIM. "hey bestie! i think our call got disconnected? anyways im back now- where are you going? oh your ship must be malfunctioning ahaha. lemme help you with that!"

[lemontrance]

"theyre sending me something! could be a message! :D .....could be a bomb :I"

"SHIELDS UP!!" "there are no shields abord the hail mary." grace is a star trek nerd.

lmao love how it just bounced off the ship

avatar of the vast ryland grace anyone?????

[lemontrance]

oh that is a cool shot. only done with the shadows? god thats nice

"they used them to make butter during the civil war! :D" never change grace. never change.

rocky's ship looks so confused as to why grace's ship is spinning lmao. "ive finally found a friend in the vast nothingness of space! hello friend! took you a while to stop running away from me but now we can connect our ships and work together- what are doing? why are you spinning? ......friend? uhhhh"

WHY WOULD YOU SMELL THE WEIRD SPACE THING IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A GOOD IDEA????? i take it back. change. please for the love of god change.

[lemontrance]

JUMPSCARE OH MY GOD. oh my heart. ohhhhhhh i was not prepared for a jumpscare.

"you... want me to go back to my ship?......but i just got here :( ok ill uh ill talk to you later :) ?"

rocky sounds kinda like a pigeon ngl <3

i love the music in this movie. not what i expected but its fun. funky fresh ya know? im sorry why did i say that

[lemontrance]

theyre spinning together!!!! oh this is awesome. "hmm. this strange alien i found seems to like spinning.... must be a cultural thing...... i shall spin as well to show that i mean no harm! :D"

i like grace's little ship made of ramen

and i like how rocky's first instinct was to eat it

do the macarena. grace make the new alien do the macarena.

"tap tap. tap tap. tap....... taptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptap"

[lemontrance]

oh he was pointing

sorry is that a fucking cats the musical shirt. i love that musical :D (not the movie). omg wait is grace a theater kid!??!

oh god is that how rocky sees??? thats cool but also horrifying

[fangorn-forest]

mutuals let's sit at the end of the dock and splash our feet in the water while we watch the sunset

[sycamorality]

oh no i will lose my !

[knightedangel-deactivated202605]

Can I get weird may I perhaps get a little strange

[jam-mayo]

Day of birth soon, too soon

[workingonit-currently]

Not enough Tater fanart -Send tweet

[kel-me-please]

Got this from @bookworm2011 . I had to draw this

[squeakitties]

helloooo nobody my name is Nobody and today i’m playing No Nights at Nothing’s

[squeakitties]

[saltoncity]

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

[jam-mayo]

Oooh, Stratt in academia absolutely loving it and hoping to make a difference only to get a job in administration and hating it despite helping the world directly and Grace in academia hating himself and everyone else while trying to change people's opinions who later becomes a teacher and loves it while changing kid's opinions on learning.

[c4ndyc41n]

thinking about a previously foul-mouthed grace having to completely overwrite his vocab once he started teaching