#marion murphy

[afdg10]

We need more fics about Harry and the Murphy family

bc like imagine that you are just hanging out at your family reunion and suddenly your 5 nothing, divorced(squared) cousin Karrin shows up with this 6ft 9 monster of a man dressed in a black trench coat with a giant dog and staff

Naturally you would be concerned but the thing that is weirder is how happy your cousin seems she and the man are laughing their asses off sneaking food off the tables and generally being the happiest you have seen of cousin karrin In along time

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Karrin: *to Harry* Would you like to stay for dinner?

Marion Murphy: *in the distance* WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER???

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Murphy: Well, Harry is annoying, self-centered, egotistical, and completely–

Marion Murphy: –fun. And take it from me, you need some fun. I mean, how bad can he be?

Murphy: *answers the phone as it rings* Murphy.

Harry: GUESS WHO’S GOT A DATE WITH A PROS-TI-TUTE?!

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Marion Murphy: Come closer, Harry Dresden. *squints into his eyes* He has a good soul. *whispers to Karrin Murphy* And he’s handsome too.

Harry: Oh, I like her.