Markarth fucken stresses me out so much.
Some dude is selling human meat
Chick gets murdered (or almost murdered if ur quick enough)
a bunch of people are eating human meat (but not the same human meat that the one dude is selling)
Daedric rapist is hanging out in one of the houses, and he lets you live there if you do what he says (I wouldn't recommend sleeping there)
The guards glow red when you use "detect life" (which usually only enemies glow red)
The stairs are confusing. (My follower fell down them, and a guard yelled at me for it.)
Homeless guy wanted me to steal the statue of Dibella from the temple, and I had a statue of Diabella already, but the guy specifically wanted the temple one.
There is a blacksmith set up in the middle of the walkway and it is an awkward fit.
The homeless camp yells at you if you walk in there.
Guy got me drunk and I woke up there once and I was more mad about waking up there than the getting me drunk part.
Guards say "Safest hold" but for who?
