May 10, 2018
@markiplier i figured i would revive my classic shitpost for your exile
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@markiplier i figured i would revive my classic shitpost for your exile
@markiplier sneezed and spread the newest virus- ‘Markiplitis’ and it’s now spreading rapidly throughout the internet
Don’t catch it, if you do, you become a You version of Markiplier- side-swept hair, dark humor, bitch baby syndrome, voice deepened to Smaug’s level, and no need for pants
Run. Run bef
MARK! YOU BIG GOOF! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF AND YOUR HAND OR YOU'RE GONNA GIVE YOURSELF CARPEL TUNNEL! PLEASE! We care about you and dont wanna see you hurt yourself
also i bet you're reeeeeeeally regretting promising to sign each calendar now, aren't ya
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@markiplier dark doesn't seem happy about being exiled
@markiplier Hang in there!! Hopefully this’ll lift your spirits :^))
@markiplier here is a video I whipped up for you to use while signing all those Calendars! Enjoy!
'Exile, Vilify' is the theme song till Mark returns
How to live the Markiplier Lifestyle
Have you always wanted to have millions of people admire you? Want to find a way to style your hair that’s as cheap as buying butter from Costco? Do you want your thighs to get a good breather? Go on and live the Markiplier lifestyle!
Walk around your home with just your undergarments, style your hair into the classic Markiplier hairstyle with some good ol’ Lady O the Lake Butter (Bought from Walmart) Suck the powder off Takis chips and leave the chips in a sopping wet pile on your coffee table, Scream at your reflection in the mirror, Talk about yourself valiantly in the third person, and flex your biceps like the Hunkules you are.
Warning, side effects include: Greasy hair, flexing fatigue, leftover narcissism, possibly deepened voice, the Gollum effect, Bitch Baby Syndrome, possible signs of visions of Darkiplier, Cold thighs, people giving you weird looks, and existential crisis.