#married idiots

[dragonbornphoenix]

*In the middle of the night*

Zoro: This isn't working, we can't go on like this. I need more space.

Sanji: What are you saying, are you breaking up with me? Just like that?!

Zoro: No you moron, you keep throwing me out of bed!

⚔️ 🚬 🛏 🏴‍☠️ 👒

[pigeon-6911]

Earlier today I was having a.. discussion on whether House MD is really about two doctors in love who actually are married and they just don’t know it yet. Now, they were of the opinion that Hilson is simply fandom conspiracy and nothing more. Despite numerous assassinations attempts to take down this idea, this person would not be moved. Which left me in a state of shock, so naturally, I vowed to have a better thesis for them.

All that to say, it’s currently 3:30am and I have finished rewatching the S4 finale. So hear my thesis. You’re telling me that, a misanthropic idiot who is afraid of pain, is willing to risk his life multiple times to have a diagnosis for his best friend. Which, okay, he like his puzzles, sure. But when faced with death (for the third time) he is more worried about his best friend hating him and not being able to handle that as to continue living, when he thinks there’s nothing beyond. Mhmm. Yeah, no I see what they were getting at, totally just friends, not in some weird relationship or something. No, no not all. Sure.

[ravencp86]

It arrived this afternoon! A truly beautiful copy and the Henry chapter, as expected, made me well up a bit 🤣 Totally worth the extra money compared to the paperback! Best impulse buy in a very long time!!

[invisible-brandy]

i just finished rewatching all the PINOFs and i open social media to see dans feet. again.

[stars-of-kyber]

I was halfway into a depressive episode this week and the way my brain had to keep me from thinking about my life problems was to... come up with a new story idea?

I present to you the moodboard of Dangerous Woman, my new Crime Boss x Police Detective AU

God help me, we're back on bullshit.

[bizarremondaytriangle]

Oh, whee! Something smells amazing.

[karihighman]

*Tim Bradford voice*: now I’m dead.

👀🔥 I’m so here for this. Married couple vibes with the arguing. A van scene (I have that w/another one of my fave ships - Upstead from Chicago PD in case you were wondering)... and yes hello technically a shirtless Tim which I have been manifesting (on our podcast) for weeks now god bless @therookie 🙌

[one-against-an-army]

R&I 3x13 "Virtual Love"