hear me out, if they'd ever actually met I really think that Michael Shelley would genuinely appreciate and vibe with Martin's habit of trying to comfort and befriend people by giving them tea, like it would have totally worked on Michael

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hear me out, if they'd ever actually met I really think that Michael Shelley would genuinely appreciate and vibe with Martin's habit of trying to comfort and befriend people by giving them tea, like it would have totally worked on Michael
jonmartchael. Or something.
martinmichael peaked when someone wrote a fic about distortion making martin chicken noodle soup
the foggyspiraleyes ship (michael x gerry x martin x jon) is so funny cuz its like. anxiety nerd who wears mostly sweaters, eldritch god who dresses like a college professor, walking eyestrain, and the edgiest man you will ever lay eyes on. like if thats not every queer friend group i dont know what is, but their dating and honestly good for them.
jongerry on its own is brilliant purely because of how they’d look just standing next to eachother, its like that “using my scary dog privledges to walk alone” meme on tiktok where its one person and then it pans to a really edgy person, thats jongerry, its such a stark contrast and i love it
(this is all in good humor i ship both of these)
A commission for @dykedistortion !!!
This was a fun challenge: I haven't properly drawn a kitchen in over 2 years! (I do always love drawing sappy stuff :-D )
Michael/Martin is so special because it’s a relationship between a (mostly) level-headed guy with some quirks who tries to maintain compassion in the face of apathy and horror, and a guy who eats pipe cleaners.
[ID: A digital sketch of Sasha James sitting on a couch with Michael sitting at her back and Martin Blackwood on his knees in front of her, in different states of undress (Michael fully dressed, Sasha wearing only an open shirt and a bra, and Martin nothing at all). Sasha is gripping at Martin's hair as he eats her out while he's holding her legs above his shoulders, both of their eyes closed shut. And Michael is resting his face on Sasha's hair looking at her with fondness, carefully tracing her cheek with the back of one hand and carving small spirals in Martin's back with the other. //End ID]
yesterday i realized I shipped all sashamichael, martinmichael, and martinsasha, so have the three of them bc why not, honestly?
Dear Assistants
Michael pays a visit to a friend he's very fond of ♥ (and also Martin)
(on ao3) (on tumblr)
Relationships: Martin Blackwood/Sasha James,Sasha James/Michael | The Distortion, Martin Blackwood/Michael | The Distortion, Martin Blackwood/Sasha James/Michael | The Distortion
Tags: Digital Art, Threesome - F/M/M, Cunnilingus, Knifeplay, martin is the one eating the pussy and getting knifed but dw he's having a great time, Light Masochism, Fluff and Smut, eeeh i guess