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[vellaphoria]

>:3c for new year fanfic asks: 1, 9, 11

Thank you for the ask!! <3 <3 <3 (questions come from this ask game)

1. Do you have a word-count goal for the upcoming year?

I'm probably going to hit 50k easy with wips that are set to be posted this year, though most of them were written in 2023, so I'm not sure that it counts. Either way, I'm probably aiming for at least 50k beyond that point. Hopefully more! But we'll see lol

9. Short term goals… what do you hope to complete this week or in January?

I was really hoping someone would ask this one >:3c After a conversation I had with @gerryrigged, I started poking around at a fic with established TimBer but heavily implied endgame DickTim... and told from Bernard's POV lmao It's eaten my brain to the point where it's probably going to be done in the next couple days (fingers crossed!) Though the setup is uh. potentially controversial. So I'm mostly writing it for myself and the other gremlins who are into this sort of thing XD

11. Would you like to try any new fanfic genres or tropes this year?

I don't have any specific ones in mind, since I tend to know what I like writing in fic. But I'm always on the lookout for new ideas, so maybe inspiration will strike!

[whetstonefires]

for the... somthing similar to the "fuck, marry, kill" game, but with different longer anwsers I don't remember now, from one of the posts you rb. Anyways, what about: yu ziyuan, wen chao, xue yang

get them randomly assigned as your lab partner for a whole semester, get trapped with them on a broken elevator for ten hours, and they’re your employee trainer for your new job at McDonalds

so before i went and checked, i had misremembered this game mashed up with a different one, and thought the first option was share a cake, which made this easy. because obviously i would let xue yang have the cake and flee while he was distracted by his sweet tooth, and then the other two were obvious because madam yu isn't going to randomly assault me.

this one's harder, because there's no 'run away immediately' option.

xue yang still gets to be the controlling entity, because he does random murders and not dying is priority one.

so he's going to train me at mcdonalds, because if he's bothering to hold down a job at mcdonalds long enough to be in a position to train me he's clearly got some goals here that may conflict with on-site murder. having authority over me also gives him a non-murder route to torment and get entertainment out of me that way, and also this one doesn't say i can't quit my job if he freaks me out enough.

i have decent odds of not being there or not being noticed when he beheads the franchise owner and sets the mcdonalds on fire or whatever.

then i'm still going to be in the elevator with madam yu, because she won't make it fun but i should get out without any kind of physical damage. she may even be reasonably polite; there's nothing about me that's inherently offensive to her. unless madam yu elevator-riding edition is racist against white people or something. which can't be wholly ruled out, given her everything.

(....i'm assuming she knows what an elevator is and we can communicate, so i don't get mistaken for some sort of disfigured demon creature responsible for imprisoning her in this steel chamber or something, because after all the other two scenarios presuppose the characters are reasonably well-integrated into the modern world in places i have reason to be. i still have the best odds with her even if this is a sudden isekai thing, though, since she is both sane and intelligent.)

leaving me stuck with wen chao for a lab partner. there are a lot of ways for this to go badly, especially if i don't go into this already knowing what he's like and that he is absolutely likely to have his father get me expelled if i don't put up with sexual harassment.

but it's a reasonably structured setting, where we're officially on the same level as students, so hopefully he'll just drag down my grade, make lab section unpleasant, and expect me to do all the work.

[antique-forvalaka]

ok today is bombard siv with asks day apparently so I'm calling The Boi for character bingo before anyone else can mwahahaha

@marudny-robot

Well if you insist

[rainbowredrobin]

Hey, saw you've got request till 20th and having fun with ABO. Simple request if I may: Batman fandom, with Tim Drake/Tam Fox pairing. Idea: alpha!Tamara trying to be dominant alpha in the relationship (and maybe making Tim rest) and omega!Tim trying to act like omega for Tam. However both soon realize that it doesn't work for them - Tim isn't typically submissive most of the time and Tam likes to be the pampered one. People talk how they go against the norm. Doesn't matter if you go sfw or nsfw

Hello and thank you for sending another request! I love non-traditional takes on tropes so I tried my best to show that. I hope you like it!

You can find it uploaded to ao3 here.

[themandylion]

for the ask meme: "The Stable Master & the Diplomat"?

The Stable Master & the Diplomat, for anyone interested.

I feel kind of awful that you asked for this, because this entire AU was born out of another ask meme, where people sent me two tropes and I hypothesized (or wrote) a way to mash them both together. The entire fic was literally just supposed to be second scene of the story, where Tim falls through the roof and Jason angrily tells him "Don't do that again unless you want me to kiss you, dammit" (which @strawberryjei, who sent in the original request, also included along with the tropes). Everything else is me just mucking about and asking myself what other crazy shenanigans I can inflict on these ridiculous boys responsible contributing members of society.

I'm doing an ask meme!

[whumpbby]

I don't know if you were asked this before, but... if you would write batman/batfam witcher!AU, who from bats would be who in witcher (or what job would they have)?

Easy, Alfred is an old, old witcher that trained Bruce (taken in by A by the Law of Surprise after his parents were killed) - who is now the last one left of the school of a Bat;] ...until he starts to take in orphans met on his travelsXD 

Dick, then Jason, then Tim (who got some witchery training, but due to his keen interest in spy work didn’t go through the Trial of Grasses)... then it turned out that a sorceress that fell in love with Bruce, somehow managed to make a child out of them two and we have Damian, who is a stark fuck you to the laws of the land. 

Jason is ‘killed’ by a local master vampire who had a feud with Bruce and then brought back by the ancient Elvish sorcerer (Ra’s) to spite the Witcher...

Barbara is a fledgling sorceress who wants to pass her tests so she can get her back fixed. Steph is a local troublemaker raised by the forest nymphs who thinks Nilfgaard sucks some serious balls. Cass is a vampire that went cold turkey and manages to stay on the wagon;] Duke is a kid with magic in his blood who doesn’t want to go to the academy to be a sorcerer so he takes secret lessons from Babs and hopes no one will notice (spoiler, they notice).

Damian continues to be a walking middle finger to the laws of the land who, instead of killing monsters, finds them fascinating and worth protectingXD

[jaykore]

maybe number 24 &25 for jaytim? :D

Oooh this one was kind of tough for me? I’m sure i’ll come up with more later...

24. What’s ONEconflict they’ve had.

Headcanon: Timand Jason had a blowout over their lack of communication. They jump toconclusions and don’t bother talking about things because they think they’vegot it (and each other) all figured out.

25. What’s ONEway they’ve resolved a conflict?

Hopefully byTALKING (and then ****ing) – I know what I’m here for lolThey also fight about the grocery list and Jay thought he’d won that argument but jokes on him because Tim buys all the sugary snacks and secrets them away but the jokes on him too because Jason knows these things and pretends like he’s oblivious because he can’t deny Tim his sweet treats. 

[soleminisanction]

I'm not up with the current YJ comic, so I don't know what happens, but nice image for you: Jinny and Cissie having -friendly- competition over who's better shooter. They both act friendly but none dares to lose and so they're getting more and more irritated when both shoot perfectly. Each category is different weapon, and rest of team are making bets and comments as they watch. Some ridiculus imaginery to add? :D

😍🤩😍🤩

Yes yes yes! They’ve got Bart or Conner doing the “shotput” (aka, throwing things up for them to hit) and after they run out of clay pigeons they start adding in more interesting things that they can use with Jinny’s various toys and Cissie’s secret stash of trick arrows. 

They eventually agree to a tiebreaker round that involves hunting one of their teammates (with bolo arrows/net arrows/harmless freeze rays/that sort of thing) through whatever terrain they have available. Tim is probably the most target since he doesn’t have any more powers than they do, plus ninja-boy makes for a pretty good challenge. 

The tiebreaker was Cassie’s proposal, based on a game that Amazons play. Tim got volunteered and his objections are overruled, but by the end everyone’s had a ton of fun.