Apr 26
Natasha Romanoff: “I love hockey games.”
Laura Barton: “Really?”
Natasha Romanoff: “Yes. Because men get put in a public timeout anytime they do something stupid.”
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Natasha Romanoff: “I love hockey games.”
Laura Barton: “Really?”
Natasha Romanoff: “Yes. Because men get put in a public timeout anytime they do something stupid.”
Stephen Strange x reader misquote #1
Strange: Don’t move.
You: Make me.
Strange: *smirks* You’re seriously challenging the greatest sorcerer who ever lived?
You: No, I’m challenging the doctor who made an oath to do no harm.
Strange:
Strange: Do you want me to take the splinter out or not?
You:
You: *deep sigh* Yes...
Natasha: “Who put this on my door?”
Bruce: “What’s wrong?” *reading* “Don’t let your feelings turn into felonies.”
Natasha: “Tony, right?”
Bruce: *shrugging*
Clint: “No! Don’t give him the credit. It was me. Happy birthday.”
Alexei: “I leave this lime juice here, huh? For you to make your cocktails. It’s garbage.”
Natasha: “I don’t need it dad.”
Melina: “You have nothing in your fridge. Are you hungry? I make you something.”
Yelena: “I’m hungry.”
Natasha: “No! No. I made dinner plans.”
Alexei: “How does motor work now that I fix it? It should work beautiful.”
Melina: “What is your boyfriend’s name? Is he Russian?”
Natasha: *to Yelena* “Don’t drink that, its expired.”
Alexei: *hears the bell* “There he is now!”
Natasha: *shouting* “Enter at your own risk.”
Yelena: “Brother!”
Bruce: *hugging her* “Hi, hello.”
Melina: “You look Russian.” *shakes his hand* “What part of Russia?”
Bruce: “I’m, Irish Italian.”
Alexei: *choking* “I hear wrong. Explain, Natasha.”
Melina: *wiping her hands on her pants and stares at Natasha*
Natasha: “…Why are you looking at me like that? I told you this, multiple times.”
Jennifer Walters: “Obviously, I get the house tonight.”
Yelena Belova: “I am sorry, I thought I heard some stupid words come out of your mouth.”
Jennifer Walters: “It’s MY weekend…”
Yelena Belova: “We AGREED to split the mortgage.”
Jennifer Walters: “And who has the job that pays more? You’re leaving, go watch soccer with your Dad or something- I get the house.”
Yelena Belova: *storms off*
Jennifer Walters: “Thank youuu!”
Clint Barton: *stuffing breakfast into Natasha’s mouth* “No time to talk. Now remember, it's your first day of trainin', so listen to your teacher and no fighting, play nice with the other kids, unless, of course, one of the other kids wanna fight, then you have to kick the other kid's butt.”
Natasha Romanoff: “But I don't wanna kick the other kid's butt.”
Clint Barton: “Don't talk with your mouth full. Now let's see your S.H.I.E.L.D face!”
Natasha Romanoff: *yawning*
Clint Barton: “I think my bunny slippers just ran for cover. Scare me, girl!”
Laura Barton: “Clint? T O T J L.”
Clint Barton: *to Laura* “What do you mean ‘the other trainees just left?!”
Natasha Romanoff: “…They what?” *scrambling to run out the door*
Clint Barton: *tearing up* *to Laura* “Look at our little assassin off to destroy people.”
Clint: “Laura didn't agree with my Valentine’s Day plans. Want to come with me instead?”
Natasha: “No, not really.”
Clint: “I’ll pick you up at 5.”
Natasha: “I think you should do something with Laura.”
Clint: “I’ve been sports betting. I have $600 riding on this game. I’ll split the winnings.”
Natasha: “I’ll be ready by 4:30.”
Til Lungs Give Out
Becks throws glances and shade while Skaar throws a tiny tantrum.
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"Gooood morning!" Bruce announces as he walks through the door.
Rebecca is blinking up at the ceiling, begging fate for five more minutes.
"Malyshka!" Natasha circles, "Why are you on the floor?"
Rebecca sits up from her makeshift pillow of sweatshirts and a blanket, "Don't ask- Dad! No. Put the books down."
"I was just looking at them," he is at the desk, the chosen book thumping safely back onto the stack as Rebecca demanded.
"Kerberos!" Rebecca shields her eyes from a charging coyote who has decided to jump on her and lick her face, "No! Off! Kirby- Ugh!"
This cannot be a thing. She barely acknowledged him yesterday. He can't just find her and charge at her like a dog.
This is so rude.
"You know this animal?" Natasha pulls Kirby back by the collar, "Bruce, shut the door!"
"Hi, friend!" He gives Kirby a scratch, "I met you yesterday. You're just the goodest boy. Hi, hi, hi! Are you Skaar's new stray?"
"It's. Cho's." Rebecca stands, her heart pounding in rage over being ambushed by the coyote...and the humans.