#marvelheadcon

[babybatmunch]

Sam chugging from his water bottle after a run:

Bucky: "water is the solution to everything!"

Sam: "care to elaborate?"

Bucky: "thirsty? Drink water!. Dry skin? Drink some water. Get rid of your enemies? Drown them!"

Sam: "You need help"

Bucky: "I could easily drown them myself Thank you"

Sam shaking his head: "stupid"

[babybatmunch]

Everyone in the tower automatically thinking Steve Rogers a blushing virgin. The Honorable good boy. the innocent one. (Until) steve is sitting at the kitchen table one morning, As the others wake up. Coming in. Noticing small marks on steve. Such as little scratches. And hickeys.

Natasha: "looks like bucky got you good last nigh-" ..instantly shutting up when bucky suddenly walks in yawning

Bucky: COVERED in hickeys all over his neck. Scratches allover his flesh arm. His hair a literal mess. With slight slight reddening around his neck

Sam: " I don't know rather to be proud. Or slightly worried"

[babybatmunch]

Okay so this:

Bucky coming home with sam: mumbling quiet curses to one another.

Steve: "Never thought of see the day where you two get along"

Bucky: "we're not. Sam dared me to do something then called me a 'pussy'. So ii did the thing."

Steve: "what.....was the thing?....." mentally preparing himself for the worst.

Bucky: lifting the bottom of his shirt revealing a small but noticeable captian America shield tattoo. "Bird bitch here dared me to get a tattoo. I chose this"

Steve visibly blushing: "huh?....it um.....its fitting" Steve doing all he can not to physically touch it.

[babybatmunch]

Bucky: *in the kitchen trying to attempt making a cake *

Bucky: *picks up the small box of pure vanilla extract. Pausing for a moment, raising a eyebrow thinking hard* "pure vanilla?......that seems familiar...."

Steve: *walking in completely oblivious as always* "hey buck!"

Bucky: *in realization* "there it is"

[babybatmunch]

tony: {to steve and bucky} “so...are you two...-”

bucky: just glances up “fucking? every damn day. sometimes even in the-” 

tony: “No. God no!, I was asking if you two we’re gonna be okay on this mission!...TMI....”

steve: is just standing there practically chocking on air. and embarrassment  

Natasha and clint: who are just watching in Amusement and shock, Clint handing Nat a $20. “told you” came Natash’s cocky amused reply, slipping the money in her pocket.

[babybatmunch]

Imagine this

Bucky Barnes wearing a tight fitting leather jacket [that natasha got him] black jeans. And black boots. Pulling his hair back with a scrunchy [he took from natasha] casually walking downstairs from his room. Stepping out into the main room. "Alright. How stupid do I look?. Come on get it over with Jackasses" ..he grumbles, natasha just whistles, "I do good work" came her reply, Sam raises a brow, " a whole lot less stupid. So good." Was Sam's blunt response. Steve standing there starstruck. Looking bucky over for the 10th time since bucky came in. "It suits you." ..bucky had barley gave notice when he heard the others response. Though as soon as Steve spoke up. That's when bucky responded with a wide smile. Only giving a shit about what Steve thought.

[babybatmunch]

MJ: "just do it. Come on whimp"

Peter: "if Mr captian America, kills me. It's your fault." Peter mumbled before holding up Steve's shield.

MJ Holding up the camera filming: "and go!"

Peter: positioning in his spot before sitting on the shield. On top of the stairs. Before yeeting himself down.

Peter: landing at the bottom of the stairs. Right when Steve walks in. Catching the scene unfold. Peter currently on the ground to scared to move. While MJ kept filming while laughing.