#stuckyheadcon

[babybatmunch]

Natasha: "what's the ring for?"

Steve looking down at his hand blushing: "oh...it's um. It's for good luck"

Bucky from across the room: " ITS AN ENGAGEMENT RING. WHY DO YOU INSIST ON SPREADING YOUR LIES?!!!"

Steve: "I WAS gonna tell them!"

Clint and natasha in the back. Both passing money to each other:

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Bucky to steve: "im sorry I forgot the safe word.... meaning... I'm sorry that I bit you...and pulled your hair.....and punched you in the face"

Natasha: "bucky did what? I didn't take you for a rough sex kind of guy"

Steve who is sitting on the floor shaking his head trying to stay calm: "I'll say this again buck. There is no safe word, while were Sparing in the the GYM"

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[[Yeah idk what I was doing with this one]]

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Everyone in the tower automatically thinking Steve Rogers a blushing virgin. The Honorable good boy. the innocent one. (Until) steve is sitting at the kitchen table one morning, As the others wake up. Coming in. Noticing small marks on steve. Such as little scratches. And hickeys.

Natasha: "looks like bucky got you good last nigh-" ..instantly shutting up when bucky suddenly walks in yawning

Bucky: COVERED in hickeys all over his neck. Scratches allover his flesh arm. His hair a literal mess. With slight slight reddening around his neck

Sam: " I don't know rather to be proud. Or slightly worried"

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Okay so this:

Bucky coming home with sam: mumbling quiet curses to one another.

Steve: "Never thought of see the day where you two get along"

Bucky: "we're not. Sam dared me to do something then called me a 'pussy'. So ii did the thing."

Steve: "what.....was the thing?....." mentally preparing himself for the worst.

Bucky: lifting the bottom of his shirt revealing a small but noticeable captian America shield tattoo. "Bird bitch here dared me to get a tattoo. I chose this"

Steve visibly blushing: "huh?....it um.....its fitting" Steve doing all he can not to physically touch it.

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Bucky eating (a plum) in the kitchen while trying to use a tablet

Steve coming in stopping in the doorway. Arms crossed smirking

Bucky looking up "what?...."

Steve on the borderline of laughter "I bet I taste better than that plum"

[[Bucky's look]] ⤵

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tony: {to steve and bucky} “so...are you two...-”

bucky: just glances up “fucking? every damn day. sometimes even in the-” 

tony: “No. God no!, I was asking if you two we’re gonna be okay on this mission!...TMI....”

steve: is just standing there practically chocking on air. and embarrassment  

Natasha and clint: who are just watching in Amusement and shock, Clint handing Nat a $20. “told you” came Natash’s cocky amused reply, slipping the money in her pocket.

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[One of my stucky headcanons]

Bucky always calls Steve 'Steve' so when bucky actually says ['Steven'] that's when Steve knows he's literally screwed. A cold shiver runs down his back. HE KNOWS.

Natasha: "at least you didn't die from jumping out of that quinjet without your parachute again"

Bucky: looking at steve "Steven Rogers..."

Steve: instantly shivering from fear. As bucky just stares daggers into his soul.

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[In the Avengers tower:]

Bucky and tony are in the kitchen bitching [again] as Steve walks in. Looking at his hands a little confused. "You okay there captain dipshit?" Tony asked. Bucky just rolled his eyes at tony. Taking a sip of whatever was in Steve's earlier discarded cup.

Steve: "natasha taught. Me how to. 'Finger-Bang'."

Bucky: literally choking on his drink knowing exactly what that meant.

Tony: "she.......did what?....did you two?..."

Steve: holding his hands up. Making the finger gun hand pose. Before mumbling. "Bang" "Bang"

Bucky: taking a deep relieved breath, "thank God that's my Job-" earning a curiously look from steve.

Steve: "but she just taught me." - "Never mind!" Came bucky's response.