How old is everyone on Earth 2010?
I'm leaving out most of the animal and/or monster horrors like the Rake, Momo, BRVR, Funnymouth, etc.
Slender Man: 419
Splendor Man: 91
Offender Man: 60
Trender Man: 40
Sally Williams: 8 (she died in 1970)
Masky: 32
Kate the Chaser: 26
Laughing Jack: 175
X-Virus: 18
BEN: 12 (he died in 2002)
Zero: 27
The Observer: The Observer’s as old as Slender Man but Kevin Haas, his current vessel, is 33
Homicidal Liu: 27
Hobo Heart: 101
Sam Williams: 13 (he died in 1973)
Jeff the Killer: 23
Nina the Killer: 21
Zalgo: REALLY FUCKING OLD
Hoodie: 27
Will Grossman: 22
Lost Silver: 12
The Puppeteer: 20 (he died in 1994)
Skully: 33
Ani the Wight: 19 (she died in 2014)
Ticci Toby: 25
Suicide Sadie: 18 (she died in 2013)
Jason the Toymaker: 150
Frankie the Undead: 59
Lily Kennett: 8 (she died in 1998)
Clockwork: 24
HABIT: REALLY FUCKING OLD but not as REALLY FUCKING OLD as Zalgo
Candy Pop: Same as HABIT
Rouge: 33
Glitchy Red: 12
Eyeless Jack: 30
Lacy Morgan: 6 (she died in 2011)
Jane the Killer: 35
Kagekao: 22
Judge Angels: 23
Bloody Painter: 22
Papa Grande: 65
Nathan the Nobody: 26
The Doll Maker: 42
Lulu: 14 (she died in 2006)
Laughing Jill: 175
The Nurse Ann: 24
Dr. Smiley: 70 (he doesn't look it though)
Lazari: Due to a spell cast on her by Zalgo she'll be mentally/physically 8 forever. But if he didn't cast that spell on her she'd be 38.
