#masturbinate

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every time i accidentally open the camera on sids laptop i take a disgusted selfie

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holy shit sids dad just scared the piss out of me i was watching a video and he stood at the doorway of the room and i didnt notice him so he whispered 'boo' and i just went 'OH FUCK' and now hes laughin at me

[foghacker-blog]

hey hey whos ur favourite omnitrix alien!!! or favourites!!!

ahh my fav is probably big chill or feedback!! and i know johann loves clockwork and nrg.... jimmy probably likes water hazard and upgrade!

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sometimes when sids asleep i cant even move because theyll sit up and go "noooo" because they think im trying to wake them up

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weve been playing video games fo days and sid and i have just. unsocialized ourselves to the point where last night they shouted "BUTT FOOD, YA EAT IT WITH YA BUTT" and we literally cried laughing at it

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going to pride!!!

[synthaphone]

masturbinate replied to your photo:some sort of nervous doodle that turned into an...

i liKE HER A LOT!!! SUPER CU TE

thank you!!!

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i fucking broke a mirror this morning and i dont even BELIEVE in bad luck really but god damn