#matt's post

[elegantbutedgy]

I love how all of the byers-hopper family’s names start with ‘J’

Jim

Joyce

Johnathan

Jane

Jwill (the j is silent)

[mattfrostpaws]

Let it be known that @miz-the-cat is a really cool person and a great artist and an awesome friend.

[elegantbutedgy]

why say byler when mill and wike exist?

[elegantbutedgy]

*dusts off my old killjoy name*

Alrighty guys, *reads smudged handwriting on palm* welcome back, Desert Violence!

[elegantbutedgy]

Me: *watches a new tv show*

My brain: *latches onto a character and starts acting like it*

Me: ah shit, here we go again...

[elegantbutedgy]

Spider-Man: No Way Home

Funniest 1/2 Star Letterboxd Reviews.

[elegantbutedgy]

You know, I've always had issues with my last name. I thought it sounded weird on my tongue, that it was bad because McCarthy was a more common spelling of it. But now I know my purpose in life, and that is, that I share a last name with one of the Cullens. Emmett Cullen to be exact.

[elegantbutedgy]

It's always the bisexuals who put gay in their bios. You're literally attracted to the opposite sex, that's how straight you are.

huh?