I like to imagine the most awkward "family reunion" ever of all of knife's children, adopted or otherwise. fork, locket, key, and barfy all hanging out with dad knife. maybe spoon is also there and it's awkward. maybe laima as well. they're mostly all trying to kill each other, or perhaps barely containing the urge. it's a grand old time.
yeah itd be horrible, esp if laima was there because she’d also find spoon very attractive since he physically resembles dievas so much, but then she’d be so upset by how he behaves lol. wait shit he’s cut in half so maybe itd be less noticeable nvm. huh..would it include both halfs of spoon? cause then itd be even worse. everyone is going to die at this hypothetical dinner theres no way everyone would be able to sit together. besides how knife would #1 be like. why are u alive laima. What The Fuck. his reaction to that would prob overshadow everything else lol although for fork he’d ideally like to meet everyone and get to know them!!!!!! his family!!!!!! its so amazing!! what he always wanted!! oh boy!!… *everything is on fire, ppl are screaming, someone is laying face down in a pool of their own blood* his …very violent family!!!!!! hooray!!










