#maureen no

[honey-wine-and-time]

Me: *checking out workouts*

Me: ...But I don't own a barbell. How can I lift it over my head?

Me: ...

Me: It's probably the same thing if I just go upside down and lift myself instead.

[orangefreezone]

Let's talk about Mortality rates. [steeples fingers]

[vastderp-placeholder]

TOO LATE TO TAKE IT BACK IT'S ON THE INTERNET NOW.

10:56:39 PM Luka: oh cat fuck

10:56:41 PM Luka: i'm out of milk

10:56:50 PM Aud: Aw

10:56:51 PM Luka: grubby unlubricated DINGUS

10:57:29 PM Aud: Well, you are welcome to my milk.

10:57:37 PM Luka: ....

10:57:47 PM Aud: n_n

10:57:50 PM Luka: and i lowered myself beneath her

10:57:53 PM Aud: jfl;kafjkdas;lghas

10:57:54 PM Aud: FJKDSALFJKDA;LSHGKLS;AFJLS;AFSAL;F

10:57:57 PM Luka: and held my mouth to her swollen udder

10:57:57 PM Aud: SADHGKL;DSAFJK;ALDSJFDLSA;JFK;LASFJLDAKS;HGL;SADGHLKSA;HGSKAD;LFJS;ALFDASFDASF

10:58:00 PM Luka: and sucked

10:58:01 PM Aud: *WAAAAAAAILS*

10:58:06 PM Luka: the sweetest milk i have EVER TASTED

10:58:09 PM Aud: *SOBBING*

10:58:14 PM Luka: thuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuppppppptpppp

10:58:19 PM Aud: I TAKE IT BACK

10:58:30 PM Luka: and as a harvest moon rose over Cyberland, we reared back, sprang into a gallop!

10:58:33 PM Luka: leaping!

10:58:39 PM Luka: out of orbit!

10:58:40 PM Aud: the cat

10:58:43 PM Aud: is climbing all over me

10:58:46 PM Luka: i awoke, singing!!!!

10:58:46 PM Aud: all purring concern

10:58:50 PM Luka: D:

10:58:54 PM Aud: because of the noises I am making