“Maureen! Michelle!” I said. “You’re okay!”
They both rolled their eyes.
“Michelle, how did you keep Dark Owl from being destroyed along with everything else?”
She glanced at Maureen.
“Ummm,” she said.
“Well,” Maureen said. “Say…someone was leading an army. Or whatever. Then, they could command that army to not attack a specific person or place. Or whatever. So maybe, that’s what happened. Anyway, if that’s what happened, then that person wouldn’t be leading that army any more.”
— Who’s A Good Boy, Pt. 1














