Feb 15, 2021
Issa: Babe, can you pass me the butter?
Audrey and Elena: *both reach for the butter*
Max, bursting through the door holding a stick of butter: You called?
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Issa: Babe, can you pass me the butter?
Audrey and Elena: *both reach for the butter*
Max, bursting through the door holding a stick of butter: You called?
WOAH WOAH NOT THE FIRST ANON BUT YOU DONT LIKE MAX?? why?? did u have a bad experience with a max kinnie whats the backstory here i think hes funny and genuine and sincere... or do u just not like him bc he gets in the way of slutrio lol
Can we please stop shitting on people for what characters they like now? Yes, he gets in the way of the slutrio, no that's not the only reason I dislike him.
hot take: i’m an issax endgame truther but issax/slutrio ot4 is literally peak, goodnight ✨
Max: Is everything okay?
Issa: Everything’s fine, babe.
Max: Did you just call me babe?
Issa: ...can I call you that?
Max: You can call me whatever you want.
Issa: Alright, Lightning McQueen.
Issa trying to flirt: You into cars?
Max not making things easy: Yes, it truly was a masterpiece of film.
Issa: No, I mean like are you a car person?
Max: I’m a human.
Max: Oh good, you’re back. There was some nerd in your spot yesterday.
Issa: That was me with my glasses on.
Max: There are only two genders: kill or be killed.