Feb 15, 2021
Emma: Did you eat my powdered donuts?
Audrey, mouth full of donuts: No.
Emma: What's that white powder on your jeans then?
Audrey: That's cocaine.
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Emma: Did you eat my powdered donuts?
Audrey, mouth full of donuts: No.
Emma: What's that white powder on your jeans then?
Audrey: That's cocaine.
Slutrio (wap & hmu)
HMU SLUTRIO
Issa wants to actually do something because she’s obsessed with Valentine’s Day, so she writes the other slutrio members sweet notes with veiled insults in them and puts it under their pillows or something. Audrey throws candy hearts at the other two, but she throws it hard enough that it actually hurt. The hearts say something like “be mine (whore)” on them. Elena takes all the insults as compliments and thanks Issa and Audrey with obviously fake sickly sweetness.
They all get dinner together and watch Macbeth (2005) and pretend it’s a coincidence that this is essentially a date on Valentine’s Day.
WAP SLUTRIO
I already talked about Danatole and Kuragincest 🤢 so I’ll just take this opportunity to talk about Hélène and Dolokhov
If he even did give her anything, there are two options.
1) He would either do something extravagant, ostentatious, and entirely insincere in front of Pierre for the express purpose of annoying him
2) He just leaves something small somewhere he knows she’ll find it with a note that just says “you’re welcome” because obviously neither of them are allowed to actually acknowledge that they like the other
Or possibly both
*chanting* milf nutt milf nutt milf nutt
how did you get in my house
hey has anyone else in this fandom read the For trilogy because it is driving me to the brink
Issa: [throwing peanuts at club members] hey wren, catch!
Wren: i catch the peanuts in my mouth and spit them back at you with contempt. i will not bow to a god who treats me like a circus animal.
Emma: Since when is babysitting a bunch of teenage nerds my -
Emma: Oh no. That’s absolutely my job.
Issa: Babe, can you pass me the butter?
Audrey and Elena: *both reach for the butter*
Max, bursting through the door holding a stick of butter: You called?
Issa: You can't get enough of calling me names
Audrey: I can stop anytime I want, names