#maya no

[katsukes]

🐝🐝🐝

MAYA.

[aa-incorrect-quotes]

Maya: I know how to solve problems!

Maya: Shank shank! Knife in the thigh!

[evilneo]

@narikularaku thinks that glados is a chad. get her ass.

[misomeru]

[cheesytoucans]

unless everyone suddenly learnt french maya must have translated that sentence. claudine saying bitch and then maya just saying dog while secretly laughing.

lol, Claudine goes up to Maya later: “should have told them I called Karen a bitch, censoring me? what are you my mom?”

“are you calling me mommy?” 

“shut the fuck up Maya” 

[ruler-of-all-burgers-maya]

“Quick; someone help me find Miles’s tea stuff so I can replace it with iced and sweet tea~ He must learn to love it!”

Maya you don’t even like it that much, you’re just drinking it to piss him off-

[gunnalockuup]

“Maya, quit playing with my camera! I use that for work. Don’t think I didn’t notice them doodles you did in my notepad either.” He tries to take the small digital camera away from her. When she asked to hang out while he worked this isn’t what he thought he’d have to be doing!

Snap! That would be a blurry photo of.. nothing.

Snapsnap! Oop, that's Ford's face! He looks kinda annoyed-

Snapsnap! Quick, try to get a selfie in! That's gonna be a cute one.

"Aaaaaaa~!" Maya lets out a giggle as Ford tries to take the camera, causing her to contort as she tries to keep it out of reach, incidentally snapping two more pictures. Jeeze, Maya. You're going to waste all his space!

"You have no evidence!" She exclaims triumphantly, but the truth of the matter is, who else would be doodling Steel Samurai at any given moment, hmm?

"I'll give it back if you buy me a burger!" Maya finally concedes as she attempts to hide the digital camera behind her back.