Random toddler quotes of the week (from my nieces and nephews):
“Maggie is my best friend at school (there is no Maggie). She has all of the clothes. She will be at school tomorrow when Hunter is not there because she doesn’t like Hunter. Sometimes I do not like Maggie.”
(While getting out of the shower) Stares.....”mommy why do your boobs look so gross and disgusting?”
- thanks for the boost of confidence kid. Also what frame of reference do you even have?
“What happened to Ray (custodian) at school?” “Oh he hit his head working on an engine and he died”
- currently unclear if Ray is dead or not.







