#maybme33

[slinkygrl]

This is something I wrote a few months ago.  The angel was made by  maybme33, and she graciously allowed me to use it.  (Thank you so much)

Always remember to make new memories.

[maggiemae873]

maybme33 replied to your post “i wish i could do yoga without yanno…dislocating everything. that’d…”

I can’t yoga. It makes me giggle non stop. 😕

lol i wish that was all that happened. i used to yoga. but then my shoulders, hips, and knees started popping out more often. so either i was doing something wrong or…

[willwork4theatre]

5 Random facts "ditty"

Maybeme33 tagged me in this, and since I refuse to use reading glasses, I thought it said dirty… So let’s see what I can do.

1. I have second tumblr for my dirty selfies, because not everyone can handle a naked middle aged man. ESPECIALLY, people I work with irl, just no.

2. When I’m just having sex with someone and clear it’s only about sex, they always want more. I don’t do it often, but the 4 or so times I have, they’ve gotten attached …dammit!

3.  I'm not a fan of getting blowjobs.  Yes, I know!  I have a penis and haven't ever had a blowjob that made me think, "How do I get this to happen EVERY DAY?"

4.  I love going down on a woman.

5.  No matter...interesting I've wanted things to be, the most interesting was one night in a hot tub when a couple of the women in the tub got down to business.  I was only on the periphery...:-(

Now to tag 5 folks  :-)

[willwork4theatre]

Yes And No Questions

I was tagged by love-secret-whispers

Da Rulz:

1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No

2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks (and please feel free to ask) - and believe me, the temptation to explain some things will be overwhelming, nothing is exactly as it seems *Yes there are extenuating circumstances. Now here’s what you’re supposed to do… Re-blog or copy and paste, delete my answers, type in your answers.

Been arrested? No Kissed someone you didn’t like? Yes Slept in until 5pm? Yes Ran a red light? Yes Been suspended from school? No Experienced love at first sight? Yes Totaled your car in an accident? Yes Been fired from a job? No Fired somebody? No Sang karaoke? Yes Pointed a gun at someone? No Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? Yes Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes Kissed in the rain? Yes Had a close brush with death? No Seen someone die? No Played spin-the-bottle? No Smoked a cigar? Yes Sat on a rooftop? Yes Smuggled something into another country? No Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? No Broken a bone? No Eaten a bug? Yes Sleep walked? No Walked on a moonlit beach? Yes Rode a motorcycle? Yes Dumped someone? Yes Lied to avoid a ticket? Yes Ridden in a helicopter? Yes Shaved your head? ...Yes Made your boyfriend/girlfriend cry? Yes Eaten snake?  Yes Marched/protested? Yes Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? Yes Puked on an amusement ride? Yes Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? Yes Been in a band? Yes Been on TV? Yes Shot a gun? Yes Skinny dipped? No Gave someone stitches? No Ridden a surfboard? No Drank straight from a liquor bottle? Yes Had surgery? Yes Streaked? No Taken by ambulance to hospital? No Passed out when not drinking? No Peed behind a bush? Yes Donated blood? No Grabbed electric fence? Yes Eaten alligator meat? Yes Killed an animal when not hunting? Yes Peed your pants in public? No Snuck into a movie without paying? No Written graffiti? No Still love someone you shouldn’t? Yes Been in handcuffs? Yes Believe in love? Yes Sleep on a certain side of the bed? Yes

Now, I’m going to tag a few awesome folks that I think might play along.  When you play & tag me, tag leftcoasttorightcoast as well so he can find a few new friends to follow. Okay?

There are more of you that I’d love to see play this…if you’re interested, please join in.

[willwork4theatre]

5 Things I like about myself, tag 10 Followers

love-secret-whispers tagged me...Let's see what I can come up with...

1.  I'm fiercely loyal.  When you're a friend of mine, which to me means you're now family (only child syndrome?) through thick and thin, I will do all I can for you.  No matter the what, where, when, or why.

2.  I have a lot of patience!... which is really great, it takes a lot to get my goat!  But when I'm done, that's it!  ...which isn't great

3.  I'm a problem solver.  I enjoy puzzles and nearly every problem I've come across, I've developed a solution!  ...except romance  ;-)

4.  I'm a very good cameraman.  Its something I stumbled into doing and just have a knack for it.  There is something incredibly fun about shooting a story that comes together for tv.

5.  My legs are stupid strong.  heh.

....so the folks I'm tagging are:

[willwork4theatre]

I got tagged!!!

Thank you maybme33!!!

10…ish random facts about me.

1. I was born in the South to Yankee parents… Hence, little to no accent.

2. I worn corrective lenses since 3rd grade. Went to contact lenses my senior year of high school.

3. I’ve been engaged once, to a Peruvian woman.

4. The first time I drove past a cop, I was 13 and my dad was sinking into the passenger seat. It was in a VW MicroBus! I loved that van!!!

5. The first time I smoked weed, I was in my 30s. That guy had schwag and it did nothing…then another buddy had the good stuff…then I understood.

6. I have a large head. I have to try on helmets because not all XL helmets are big enough.

7. Oxycodone has zero effect on me. And the numbing drugs at the dentist… They have to give me all they can give a human and I can still feel it.

8. I’m not, nor ever have been addicted to anything. But I can’t own a sport bike because I can’t resist going fast. My dad was a drag racer and I may have inherited that trait.

9. I can NEVER tell when a woman is really interested in me.

10. I have a distant relative that the police brought in a tank to be able to arrest him.

Those are some pretty random facts about me… Hmmmm who else wants to play?

[maggiemae873]

Genie 😉

Genie: If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?

oh golly. that's kindof a big deal. um...i'd wish that people didn't have to work so damned hard to find happiness.

[maggiemae873]

maybme33 replied to your post “If I met you in real life I would smack you on the back of the head every time you belittled yourself or couldn't take a compliment.”

Um, wow harsh.

eh. they're right, tho. i tend to be hard on myself and i suck at taking compliments...but i am working on it, honest ^_^