(didn't get to do any art today so I'm doing this instead)
Introduce yourself and tell us about yourself
"Hello future voters of Boon County! I am your humble and kind mayor, Milo M. Killian! As I said I am the mayor of Boon County, been so for 12 years. I'm 37 years old and was born in raised in this wonderful county!"
What are your likes and dislikes
"Likes, huh? Well, I do enjoy raising cats of my own, I enjoy golfing, and I enjoy interacting with the unique and kind people of my county. My dislikes... Ugh, it has to be that damn theorist, she's always up to something, claiming I'm just some robot being piloted by a cat or the 'Throbbing King' in disguise, what the hell even is a Throbbing King that damn crazy bitc- oh, it's still going?"
Something interesting about yourself?
"Well, between you and me, mystery interviewer, I just love going to watch those cat fights Butch hosts. Heh, watching those cats kill each other just makes me laugh! And the money it racks in, oh goodness it just makes up for the money I'm embezzling! Hell, I make sure the law in this town is second to none just so I can have those cat fights! ... Wait what do you mean that's all live? If you don't delete that right now I swea-"