#mbscheesyopenings

[mrsbsmooth]

Cheesy opening credits scenes

@i-boop-you did a cheesy opening credits scene for the season 2 originals, and I thought it would be funny to do season 4 as well.

Original cast

in the order I think they'd have them

Lexi - director yells “cut” and she flicks her hair, undoes her coat and lets it fall to the floor. There’s a bikini underneath. She struts off set.

Hazeem - in a garden, shirtless. A waist-high hedge covering his downstairs, making it look like he’s naked. He picks up a pair of hedge shears, and clicks them, winking at the camera

Angie - An ambulance rushes through the city. I can imagine them getting a stunt driver or something for it. Weaving through traffic, driving really fast in reverse, or doing a sick drift or something. Cuts to a shot of the door, Angie steps out of the driver's seat, and bites her lip mischeviously.

James- writing in a quiet nook, quick scene change to the bar, flips a cocktail shaker over his head. Pours a fancy cocktail into a glass, and slides it towards the camera.

Thabi- giving a tour of a historical site, takes her mic and lanyard off, throws them in the air, walks through the crowd of tourists toward the camera, huge smile on her face

Kobi- chair after chair of beautiful women, they spin around one by one, and they shake their hair and it’s all fabulous. It pans to the last one, and he’s putting the finishing touches on her hair. He picks up the blow drier, smiles widely, and blows it at the camera

Najuma - Standing on a job site, hi-vis, with a hard hat and big leather boots. Tossing a stick of dynamite back and forth. Gives the camera a wink, and lifts up a lighter, flicking it on.

Will - A close up of his hands, painting an intricate pattern on a wall. He's got smudges of paint on his face, and is concentrating intensely. The camera zooms out, and it shows an enormous mural. He puts the final dot on the wall, and he puts his palette down, turning toward the camera and walking away.

Thoughts? lol

Link to the bombshells version!

[mrsbsmooth]

Cheesy opening credits scene, part 2

If the rest of the islanders got cheesy credits sequences

Link to the originals!

Non-Original Islanders

Bruno - I HC him being on stage, a lone mic, and the giant hook thing like in old-timely cartoons pulling him off. He jumps into a waiting car, and the next shot is him getting out of the car in his swimmers. He's got the cheeky, boyish smile, and a big wink ready.

Youcef - Walking the runway. When he gets backstage, the other models are doing quick changes, and he strips off into his swimmers. He walks off, and does a little smirk at the camera, raising an eyebrow.

Valentina - Slow-motion walking through an office. Tight little pencil skirt, flipping her hair. Men are falling over themselves as she walks by. She steps over them, and walks into the lift. She unbuttons her shirt, and there’s a bikini underneath. She blows a kiss to the camera.

Juliet - She’s in her office, a good-looking couple sitting on the couch, and then they start making out. She sighs, leaning back in her chairs the camera pans to her notebook. It reads “what about me?” She stands, chucks it on to her desk, takes her hair out, smoulders at the camera, and struts out.

Tom - Pulling on a well-cut shirt, putting on an expensive watch, the bedroom looks small though… until it turns out, it’s because he’s on daddy’s yacht. He walks over to the railing, and leans on it, flashing the camera a winning smile.

Cora - sitting in a lecture, tapping her pencil. She sneaks out of the room, but instead of leading into a hallway, she ends up on stage in front of a crowd. She belts out a few notes, then jumps into the crowd, crowdsurfing. By the time she’s at the back, she’s in her bikini. She throws a rock’n’roll sign at the camera, and walks off.

Tiff - Similar to Bruno, but she's got a huge audience. Her set finishes, people are throwing her roses onto the stage. She gets hit in the face by a pair of mens underwear, she picks them up, shoves them in her pocket, and winks at the camera.

Kelly - In the kitchen, a smear of flour on her cheek. She's in a bikini and an apron. She's icing a cupcake, doing an intricate swirl of icing. Picks up a wooden spoon covered in pink frosting, licks it seductively, and winks at the camera. She pulls off her apron, and walks off-screen.

Dylan - Another beach shot, except he's in his tiny-ass shorts. Shots of him playing volleyball on the beach. He spikes the ball right into another guy's face, who goes down. Dylan flexes, then smirks right into the camera.

Oliver - He's at home with Dandelion, drawing tattoo ideas in his sketchbook. He gives her a quick scritch under the chin, kisses her head, and grabs his surfboard. He flashes his giant grin at the camera, and slow-mo runs down the beach, baywatch style.