#mccondom

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[spltlvlhous]

yall will be like “THIS IS SO BULLSHIT! i have to shove my face in to it and stare at every detail” and as someone who had to clean up the bathroom when someone threw some shit on the floor and shit in a condom (i cant explain more or else i might actually gag it was nastyyyyy) as revenge for having been kicked out for having sex in the playplace and it was terrible why would you choose to stare at shit’s details i’d actually yarf

[spltlvlhous]

yeah and then there''s the things like how i've been hit by a car and gotten lost n the woods and uhhh when i was 16 i worked at mcdonalds and someone shit in a condom as revenge from having been previously kicked out for fucking in the playplace :(

[spltlvlhous]

16 yr old me on spending the first day of fall break working at mcdonalds when someone shit in a condom

[kvatek]

"McCondom whiskey flavored condoms"... Scotland