#mccreespeaks

[dvaspoke]

what’s a dank

dank, of course.

also how do you not know

[soldier76speaks-archive]

Happy late Father's day dad!!! <3

Thank you, Jesse. That means a lot to me.

[zenyattaspeaks]

Uhh... What did you do?

H̨eh̡ h͘e̷h he͠h.̢.͡.First thing at sunrise, I ḑro͠ppe͝d͏ all the pots and pans from the kitchen down the stairs. All of the stairs. All over the base. After that, I r͠e̶plące͝d̕ Winston's supply of peanut butter with almond butter, hid all of @mercyspeaks 's pens, set @mccreespeaks 's alarm to play the lo͡ude̛s̕t ͢s̨cr͢e͠am̨ from a heavy metal band popular song from early in the century, started an online rumor about @dvaspeaks and @reaperspeaks , filled @soldier76speaks room with corn, and @luciospeaks still doesn't know I have his headphones.

[soldier76speaks-archive]

HISSSSSS- JACK IS MY DAD!!!!!!!

It’s alright, Jesse. You’ve been family for a long time. You’re still my favorite cowboy, son.

[mccreespeaks]

Tickseed: What’s your main reason to get up every morning? + Zinnia: Give a random fact about yourself.

Pure goddamn spite. Like, ‘ey, can’t deny that after Deadlock, Blackwatch, and almost 40 years of my goddamn life, givin’ up now would be anticlimactic. So, I still get up because I’ve been managin’ for the past 38 years and I’ll continue til’ I drop.

I like coyotes and picked up a few stray pups back when I was a kid, almost did that in Blackwatch too.

[mccreespeaks]

Garden Cosmos: How was your day today? + Aubrieta: Favorite drink? + Arum-Lily: What’s the farthest you’d go for a stranger?

Eh, day’s been lazy for the most part. Got a light breakfast (because otherwise I would get my ass kicked by the doc) and just went for some target practice. Ain’t done much since.

And, for a stranger? Depends on ‘em, really. I’d go from completely ignorin’ ‘em to probably savin’ a kid from a fire or somethin’. Hijacked a train once to stop the actual hijackers, so I guess that’s a good ‘nuff example as well.

[zenyattaspeaks]

dunno if im drunk, but why is zen havin’ these squiggly words? and whomstve is this cthulu? aren’t they like fish or somethin’?

You are not drunk, Jesse-- or maybe you are, I do not know-- that is just my...friend? Technically I created him, does that make him my son? Hm.

" F̕a͡thęr̸, ̕t̷ch. "

Now now. Jesse, this is Shunyata. Shun, Jesse McCree.

[dvaspoke]

mcwhat’s a nintendo

mci'll pretend like i never got this ask