Hello, my fellow Minecrafters.
I am the Minecraft Critic. For too long, injustice has wreaked havoc on unsupervised, chaotic Minecraft servers. You join, and are automatically jumped for whatever starter items you have - AT THE SPAWN - or you join a server and everyone in the entire server is acting like complete animals, throwing feces at each other, and you can't seem to find a mod in sight?
Well, my friends, that is where I step in. I will gladly review these treacherous servers, to guide you into the direction that you feel is best. If you like these servers, then you will be able to easily pick out the crazies from the norm and go join their traveling circus show!
Not only will my reviews give you both good and bad points; but I am not biased, I will give you the whole hearted truth. You won't know when I come into your server - but that's all the more motivation to keep your server up, hm? Or perhaps let it go more, if you're just that lazy. However, I will be fair. If the poor little server hasn't seen a person in months, I'll leave it alone. I will be coming for the following types of servers:
Survival
Creative
Roleplay
Cities/Towns
Prison/Jails
PvP
Factions
Hunger Games
??? It is a Mystery ???
I will be visiting the most popular servers, first. Obviously everything's going good with popular servers, right? Wrong. There is never anything left un-knitpicked; everything can always use improvement. But, what is good deserves to be praised too. Get ready, folks. My countdown begins now.
First Destination: ???