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Wilbur, awake at 2am: John? Xander?
John: [Groans]
Xander, barely awake: What?
Wilbur: I kinda wanna see the year 6969, so do you wanna go into cryo for a couple thousand years with me? Or....
Xander: [Rolls over in bed]
Wilbur: John? Xander? Don't act like you've got better plans for the next 4,949 years. Come on.
Hot take.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1 (4196 words)
Fandom: Black Friday - Team Starkid
Rating: Teen and Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Wilbur Cross/Xander Lee/John Mcnamara
Characters: Wilbur Cross, Xander Lee, John Mcnamara, Colonel Schaeffer (mentioned)
Additional Tags: Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, Hurt/Comfort, Autistic John McNamara, Autistic Wilbur Cross, Supportive Boyfriend/Husband Xander Lee, detailed description of sensory overload/shutdown, based on personal experience, mentions of not eating/sleeping/drinking water, wilbur is having a Time, but he's gonna be okay in the end, i promise
Summary: Four months. Four months since he'd come out of the portal. Wiggly's hold was fading, Wilbur was healing, so why was he still struggling so much?
John: Xander has insanely strong opinions on everything. Go on, ask him something no one should have an opinion on.
Wilbur: Hey Xander, what's the worst multiple of 4?
Xander: 172. Obviously.
Xander: A bathtub is just a reverse boat.
John: Xander, it is 2 a.m-
Wilbur: No, let him speak.
Wilbur: If I say I love you, will you say it back?
Xander: Yes.
Wilbur: I love you.
Xander: It back.
[Five Minutes Later]
John: Why is Wilbur crying face down on the floor?
Erik: I sleep with a knife under my pillow.
Schaffer: Weak. I sleep with a gun.
Xander: You're both pathetic.
Schaffer: Oh? What do you sleep with?
Xander: John and Wilbur.
Wilbur, pulling things from the Black and White using his powers)
John: Wow, you can really get anything from in there.
Xander: You're like Mary Poppins, if her magic purse was also filled with drugs.
Wilbur: "If"? Alexander, the kids in that movie jumped into a painting and spent fifteen minutes chasing a cartoon fox. "Spoonful of sugar"? Grow up.
