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colleen mccullough trying to explain to me how everyone in 90s BCE Rome is related:

me, a certified dumbass:

#.txt #mccullough read #WHY IS EVERYONE CALLED PUBLIUS RUFUS IM -#tagamemnon #is this worth putting in the tag?#i mean i guess i put mark antony fucks in there last night so #i already pollute it daily

I’m still so mad about colleen mccullough by the way it’s been ages but the first two books SLAPPED her marius was AMAZING and then she just dropped the ball. she fucked it. why did she want caesar to rail her so bad I couldn’t handle it and it’s so disappointing

#.txt #every day im like i should force myself through it to get to fulvia #and then every day im like i just dont hate myself enough #just pages on pages of sparkly anime protag homophobe caesar.....i just couldn’t #mccullough read

I’m so annoyed because I’m really enjoying Masters of Rome except for the super hot take that Caesar is a virulent homophobe who’s completely heterosexual and hung like a donkey. Colleen.....

#.txt #it’s EXHAUSTING #is it colleen who has antony and curio invent their affair rumour as a LOL GAYYY joke? i suspect so #mccullough read

I’ve given up on Masters of Rome midway through Fortune’s Favourite. What was the last straw, you may ask? Well, she started talking about the Antonii and I realised I was about to go apeshit

#STAY! AWAY! FROM! MY! SONS!#.txt #mccullough read #honourable mentions go to Cicero’s huge head and Caesar’s.....everything

my favourite character in masters of rome so far is quintus sertorius’s inexplicable pet albino faun

#mccullough read #when she died i was how u say? heartbroke?#colleen is SO weird #.txt

excellent mccullough take: pompey is a hot jock with street smarts

absolutely cursed mccullough take: caesar is the hottest man to walk the planet and sex workers refuse to pay him for their blissful night of perfect pleasure

#mccullough read #GENUINELY HAVE SUCH CONFLICTING FEELINGS #COLLEEN TRULY DOES GIVE THEN TAKETH AWAY!#WHY IS CICERO’S HEAD DESCRIBED AS HUGE!#.txt

mask of magnaniminty: on

colleen mccullough’s magnum opus on how much she wants Sulla and Caesar to rail her: open

tits: out

#.txt #most of the way through book 2 still because #drusus is gonna die soon and i got too sad about it #mccullough read

also why is servilia a demon child im shjfdskfds like i get the temptation of the evil eye + caesar’s murder is too much to resist sometimes but!!!!!!! she’s seven!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#.txt #I see where rome hbo got it now #mccullough read #I want sulla to settle down with his actor boyfriend and be happy what is that subplot even about

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