#mcd shitpost

[xerith-42]

Hear me out on this one guys

Garroth is Misery

Laurance is CPR

Aphmau is Reese's Puffs

[fruitcakebro]

What your favourite MCD Aphmau ship says about you:

Aarmau: You're afraid to differentiate from canon, even if it might not be the most interesting option. Either that or you REALLY have a thing for tall myterious dudes with tragic backstories who are kind of a dick to you. "I can fix him" energy. It's not going to work.

Garmau: You're into the classics. And hey, we've already spent about three quarters of the series dealing with this man's Daddy Issues, we might as well get something out of it.

Laurmau: You get mad when people miss the 'u' in the name. You notice the details of the story, and you're a sucker for beauty-and-the-beast type narritives. Not everyone's cup of tea, but it's yours. And you're way less annoying about it than a lot of the others. Possibly a multishipper?

Zanmau: What the fuck is wrong with you. You either have a rape fetish, or you think he'd somehow come around to being a good guy in this story, which was never set up to happen. Big possiblity that you liked Game of Thrones for all the wrong reasons.

Gartemau: I have only seen one person say they shipped this, and for the sake of my sanity I choose to believe they were kidding.

Tablmau: You're sick of the shipping wars.

Zoeymau: You're a really sweet person with a thing for cottagecore lesbians. You probably make really good fanart.

(Couldn't think of what the ship name for this one is but Cadenza and Aphmau): You care a lot about the storyline value of each character, and think that no matter what a couple should support eachother. You also overlap a surprising amount with Aphlyn shippers.

Aphlyn: You have a thing for hot warrior ladies, and honestly good for you. You like the stoic, tortured soul vibes Garroth gives, but don't like how the fandom treats him as an incorruptable knight in shining armour, even if that's inaccurate. Or you just wanted it to be gay.

Aphcinda: You have good taste.

Travmau: You used to be in the Laurmau camp, but feel his fuckboyness should be more exadurated.

Shadmau: You're one for historical accuracy, but not for healthy relationships.

Vyladmau: You like very rare ships simply for the sake of being different. I don't fully understand you, but it's far from the worst choice you could have made.

Dantemau: You have a thing for eternal loyalty, but a very weird way of expressing it. You might be a little too into harem animes.

Genemau: Why

If there are more I missed feel free to inform me lol

Also this is just my opinion, and is very obviously lacking in ships that don't involve Aphmau(Garrance for the win), I just thought it was fun-

[wormzandgutz]

Fanart I made of Aphmau dying in a glue trap

[blockgamejournals]

Laurence holding my pony like jesus holding the lamb

[vyladromeave]

happy mcd anniversary <3 six years of pain! xoxo

[xerith-42]

I can easily get immersed in the world of Minecraft Diaries so much that I forget it's in a video game sometimes because it feels so real to me, and then Jess will hit me with this

[xerith-42]

Minecraft Diaries fans are not that deep, just show them this screenshot and watch the rage commence

[wormzandgutz]

abandoning all previous restrictions, platonic aarmau only and ZOEYMAU ROMANTIC ACROSS ALL EXISTENCES