#aphlyn

[dykefish]

this is the most important thumbnail on earth

[mangotelevision]

i'm back in my katemau feels

[fruitcakebro]

What your favourite MCD Aphmau ship says about you:

Aarmau: You're afraid to differentiate from canon, even if it might not be the most interesting option. Either that or you REALLY have a thing for tall myterious dudes with tragic backstories who are kind of a dick to you. "I can fix him" energy. It's not going to work.

Garmau: You're into the classics. And hey, we've already spent about three quarters of the series dealing with this man's Daddy Issues, we might as well get something out of it.

Laurmau: You get mad when people miss the 'u' in the name. You notice the details of the story, and you're a sucker for beauty-and-the-beast type narritives. Not everyone's cup of tea, but it's yours. And you're way less annoying about it than a lot of the others. Possibly a multishipper?

Zanmau: What the fuck is wrong with you. You either have a rape fetish, or you think he'd somehow come around to being a good guy in this story, which was never set up to happen. Big possiblity that you liked Game of Thrones for all the wrong reasons.

Gartemau: I have only seen one person say they shipped this, and for the sake of my sanity I choose to believe they were kidding.

Tablmau: You're sick of the shipping wars.

Zoeymau: You're a really sweet person with a thing for cottagecore lesbians. You probably make really good fanart.

(Couldn't think of what the ship name for this one is but Cadenza and Aphmau): You care a lot about the storyline value of each character, and think that no matter what a couple should support eachother. You also overlap a surprising amount with Aphlyn shippers.

Aphlyn: You have a thing for hot warrior ladies, and honestly good for you. You like the stoic, tortured soul vibes Garroth gives, but don't like how the fandom treats him as an incorruptable knight in shining armour, even if that's inaccurate. Or you just wanted it to be gay.

Aphcinda: You have good taste.

Travmau: You used to be in the Laurmau camp, but feel his fuckboyness should be more exadurated.

Shadmau: You're one for historical accuracy, but not for healthy relationships.

Vyladmau: You like very rare ships simply for the sake of being different. I don't fully understand you, but it's far from the worst choice you could have made.

Dantemau: You have a thing for eternal loyalty, but a very weird way of expressing it. You might be a little too into harem animes.

Genemau: Why

If there are more I missed feel free to inform me lol

Also this is just my opinion, and is very obviously lacking in ships that don't involve Aphmau(Garrance for the win), I just thought it was fun-

[the-queers-agenda]

Aphmau Ships and my thoughts

nnnLet us begin my lovely flames, all of this is my own personal thoughts on this you are free to disagree. I will be starting with whatever ship comes to me first. There will also be strong language.

1. Zane x Janus: honestly, 10/10 it holds a special place in my heart as one of the few ships I hyperfixated on. Very good rare pair. I am of course biased toward the forbidden love trope but I also like the pairing.

2.  Ein x Aphmau: give me a moment while I throw-up.....okay, I’m back, -999999999999999999/10, I dislike everything about this ship nothing else needs to be said. THEY ARE SIBLINGS.

3. Ro’Meave x Ro’Meave: I will once again be hurling, THAT’S INCEST YOU DILAPITATED FUCKS WHY IN THE FRESH FUCK WOULD ANYONE SHIP THAT!!!!!!!

4. Aphmau x Aaron: In Mystreet I guess it isn’t that bad. I don’t like how Aaron’s a senior dating a freshman in Pheonix Drop High, it feels wrong, for lack of better words. His attitude towards Aph is horrible as well, kinda reinforces the if he treats you bad he likes you, stereotype which is very bad. In Minecraft Diaries I have to say I’m definitely not a fan, I really don’t like the thought of this nobody that Aph has practically no connection to kinda sweeping her away. It feels.....rushed, and out of canon for them both. Besides that, I guess it’s subpar 3-4/10

5. Laurance x Aphmau: I really can’t see them dating in PDH or MyStreet, in Diaries it’s more believable, but not quite something I can see ending well. It would probably end the same way Shad and Irene’s relationship ended, so not very well. It will get brownie points for being one of the first ships I shipped. 5/10

6. Zoey x Aphmau: THEY ARE WIVES YOUR HONOR, 1000000000000000/10 nothing else.

7. Garroth x Aphmau: Not bad, I mean I still can’t see Garroth being straight in Mystreet or PDH, but that’s just his vibe~. In Diaries it might work, they had a connection, it wouldn’t have felt to terribly rushed, and it’d be believable. 6/10

8. Vylad x Dante: Meh, I can’t really see it happening. It’s an interesting concept, but it would never happen in canon. Which is what au’s are for 5/10

9. Vylad x Travis: Once again meh, it isn’t likely, and I personally don’t ship it. 4/10 

10. Zane x Aphmau: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO that’s it.

11. Aphmau x Katelyn: It’s cute, like very cute. like 100000000/10 but not in MyStreet because their parents are getting married or whatever then it’s a 0/10

12: Vylad x Laurance: One of my first OTP’s honestly adorable, because of both Vylad and Laurance have disappeared it’s a funny concept to think they like eloped and are now traveling the world together. And that’s why they aren’t to be seen. In Diaries the thought of them bonding in the Nether, and them having a relationship on the down low. Which only get’s more complicated the longer that it goes on. Anyway I like the opportunities this ship has (and the angst) so 2083731346/10

13. Vylad x Zenix: It’s a ship, I guess. It wouldn’t really work. But the thought of them as ex’s is really cool. 3/10

14. Zenix x Gene: hemhem NO that is all

15. Garroth x Laurance: Another one of of my first OTP’s  I love this ship in both MyStreet and Diaries. Also there is SO MUCH ANGST you could do. Although that counts for any ship Laurance is in.

16. Zoey x Aphmau x Katelyn: YESSSSSSSS PLEASE GIVE ME POLY LESBIAN CONTENT PLEASSEE 129456202344576/10

17. Zane x Travis: It kinda feels like all the content for this ship is fetishizing gay couples and I really don’t like that. It makes me ~Uncomfy~

         If anyone has anymore ships for me to judge I will gladly judge them

                      ( @shadowknightvylad the first of todays mistakes)

[bi-travlyn]

Emmalyn, totally 100% straight, thinking about Aphmau and Lucinda.

[frenchiest-stripperlord]

Aphmau and the Poem

Jess sat at her desk, and was really, really mad at Katelyn at that exact moment for stealing all of her snacks and food. Right now she was in English, writing a poem, because a poetry unit HAD to be included. Her poems were about dogs, cats and love. She got an idea, and wrote on a piece of paper, "I looked into her blue crystalline eyes, the doors to her soul and said,

bitch."

she was then sent to the principals office and no one ever saw Jess again the end

[lotte-arts-blog]

they’re lesbians, harold