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Off The Flipping Chain haiku
Eating brownies in the dark watching Masterchef. It's the way to go.
MCHEFFFFF
- I like Courtney much better now that she tried to help Francis B. But I felt sad that her actions ultimately sent Francis B home. NOOOOOOOOO.
- Why the heck did they send home Francis B?! Cutter wasn't much better than him, and at least Francis has responsibility and humility and modesty. Cutter was totally blaming it on Dan Wu for failing to carry them, but hello, both of them were in the pantry... He could've just piled things onto the trolley in the last 1 minute and then figure it out outside the pantry.
- Boys vs girls. I wish Victoria stayed with the girls because she's awesome.
- I've always liked Christine even though she wasn't featured much. She's very strong willed and independent and a great leader. And she would take responsibility if her team lost too, so that's awesome (Compared to Courtney who's all like "This is a competition. I'd save myself." True, it's a competition but if you can cook well, then you shouldn't be worried about competing. Also noone would want to be on your team next time if you saved yourself.)
- I liked Leslie when he and Ahran made up, but now I dislike him again. Yes, you're manning three stations, but if you have a problem and can't manage it then speak up. Don't try to get all clever and fail at it. Daniel and Willie are expediting, and they're expected to keep quality up. Plus things are so noisy in the kitchen I expect that they have to yell. Besides, when Willie told Victoria to take over, he scoffed and was all "Oh, lets see how well she can do eggs" or something. You're not happy when you don't get help but you don't appreciate help.
- I don't know why he's so anti-Daniel. If Daniel is as bad as he makes it seem, then why does he get along with everyone except for your clique (Francis L, Willie, you - but he and Francis and Willie are cordial to each other)?
- Cutter really needs to go home. Cooking badly is one thing, but as long as you learn from your mistakes and take criticism, that's okay. You don't disrespect the judges.
Also Courtney you've replaced Francis L on the top 10 spot cause you helped Francis B. Francis L, even if B is the competition, we just want to see Leslie go home firssssst. The enemy of my enemy is my friend and all that yknow.
Jordan got eliminated what is this shit Leslie was a horrible horrible person and he should've been eliminated based on that /alone/ for failing to carry his team. WHY DID THEY EVEN PICK BBY FRANCIS TO COMPETE ANYWAY at least he /tried/ to carry the team in light of Leslie's failure. Jordan was one of my favs too, but better him than Francis I guess. And now probably everyone on the face of earth hates Leslie.
10 of my favourite Masterchef Season 5 contestants
MChef S04 Thoughts
1. THANK YOU AHRAN FOR SAVING FRANCIS B MY BBZ yaaaas francis survivessssss.
2. WHY DID GORDON WITHDRAW:( He was sooooooo QT and humble!!! I hope he's better now though :(
3. WHY DIDN'T COURTNEY GO HOME DAMNIT. Ugh. Pisses me off.
Okay, and next episode Leslie and Francis L are team captains and Leslie looks like he's being boastful and controlling and he made Ahran cry:( Ohman HOW DARE YOU.
So basically I went through frame by frame of the competition part of the promo and this happened. I'm about 90% confirmed that these are the teams.
Red team (Leslie) has: Leslie, Francis B, Daniel, Ahran, Christine, Jordan, Jaimee, Christian
Blue team (Francis L) has: Francis L, Cutter, Victoria, Dan, Elise, Elizabeth, Courtney
Tyler and Willie weren't shown in the promo so I couldn't place them but I think Tyler would've been in Red.
Don't think any team won (ie they both did really well or screwed up equally). The elimination had the following - Victoria, Dan, Cutter - from Blue team and Jaimee and Jordan from the Red team.
Courtney and Elizabeth from the Blue team as well as Christian from Red were seen on the balcony (ie safe from elimination). So I think the judges might've picked the bottom 3 (ie worst performing) from each team to battle it out in the elimination test. I'm not quite sure who the last person on the Red team elimination test is, but I'm pretty sure Francis B and Daniel are safe (ok I'm not actually). I'M JUST PRAYING FOR LESLIE TO BE THE LAST ONE BECAUSE HE LOOKED REALLY ANNOYING AND MADE AHRAN CRY UGH. I hate bullies like that. If it comes down to this, and by the looks of the promo Cutter and Dan are the bottom 2, Cutter IMO is going home since this will be his /third/ time in the bottom, while Dan is only at 2.
CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NEXT EPISODE **I LIVE ON DRAMA**
WHAT GORDON WITHDREW MY HEART WHYYYYY