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Franchise Plans

Phase I:

Captain Spirit (2016)

The Amazing Power Bear (2016)

Sky Pirate (2017)

Mar-T-Rex vs Zombie Jock (2018)

Spirit Squad (2019)

Phase II:

Captain Spirit 2 (2020)

Sky Pirate: The Dark Dimension (2021)

Captain Spirit & Super Wolf (2021)

Mercenaries of the Milky Way (2022)

Spirit Squad: Era of Noctarious (2023)

Phase III:

Doctor Diazblo (2024)

Captain Spirit: Civil War (2025)

Sky Pirate: Apocalypse (2026)

Spirit Squad: Rise of Mantroid (2026)

Reign of the Ice Queen (2027)

Spirit Squad: Final Showdown (2027)

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“Just to make sure,” said Tony, looking at the panicked Mantis beside him. “He and the planet are one. So so long as we are on the planet, he is in control, and so long as he is in control, we will not be able to leave it. Correct?” “Yes,” she said, looking upset. “I should have told you earlier. Now we will never get to go to your house and try the outfits you want me to try, and I won’t get to meet my new sisters and brothers.” “Oh darling,” said Tony, patting her shoulder and pulling out his phone from his pocket. “Don’t give up on me just yet. You saw my mind: I am a very resourceful man, and I happen to surround myself with men with no personal regard for their lives and a lot of love for me.” “What does that mean?” “That I always make sure that people love me at least 0.1% more than I love them,” explained Tony, clicking Yondu’s communicator to signal an SOS while he rang JARVIS with the other. He had quickly connected it to the interstellar communicator Yondu had given him, and seconds later, his AI answer. “Sir?” “Hey, babyboy,” he said, smiling. “I am good, how are you doing.” “...” “Oh, come on! I didn’t get myself kidnapped on purpose!” “...” “... Not the first time! I even tried to say 'no thank you', but they didn't listen!” “...” Tony sighed, giving Mantis a look as the fighting inside continued. “My children are very temperamental, as you can see. Fine,” he continued. “Next time someone tries to kidnap me, I will ask them 'is it nice? Is it helpful? Is it necessary', then inform them that I do not want to be touched and to do so would be very illegal." “Thank you, Sir. I will now pass you to your very worried lovers club. I have informed them that you have called.” Tony dutifully put the phone away from his ear. “What are-” “TONY!” “ANTHONY!” called out several more or less worried voices from the other side of the line. “Hello guys,” said Tony. “How are you?” “How are we?!” demanded Loki, seemingly getting a hold of the phone. “You disappeared!” “You know, if you didn’t want to go on a date with Grease over here, you could have just cancelled,” pointed out Erik. “Oh, you think you are so-” “Don’t scream at me,” whined Tony, making his voice sound all scared and quivery. “It took me so long to call you, I am so scared. First I was kidnapped by space pirates, then by a guy who collects everything in the world and still manages to look like trash, and then by new space pirates and their space cowboy missouri raised son, and now me and my daughter are stuck on a planet-person who kills children and I’m so scared. He goes around the universe making women carry his children and he looked at me like Obadiah used to when I accidentally said I was a MILF, father and creator. And I haven’t cleansed my face in like a day, and I still have days old make-up and-” “Hey,” said Rhodey, coming on the line. “Hey, Tones, you’re okay. We are on our way, okay? Just give us the co-ordinates, we will be there and we will save you.” “Really?” asked Tony, conveying trembling lips and tearful eyes with a slight and very fake sob. “I don't know what to do, Rhodeybear. I think I chipped my nail.” “Just give us the co-ordinates, we will be there, doll,” promised Erik. “We’ll ruin that son of a bitch.” “He will never harm you or another person again,” agreed Thor. “Or try to trick me by looking like Kurt Russell?” “... Sure. Or that.” “My heroes,” sighed Tony, and sniffed. “I am going to find someone who can figure out how to send the co-ordinates to this place. I’m sending five kisses, share.” “They were for me.” “Hey-!” Tony turned off the call and looked over at Mantis with a completely even expression. “So, do you have co-ordinates or should I calculate them myself?” She looked surprised. “You are not sad.” “Sad?” asked Tony, confused. “Why would I be sad?” “You tricked them.” “Oh, that,” said Tony, rolling his eyes. “Well, yeah. If I didn’t, they would have started thinking and realised I could have done this from the beginning but was too busy girlbossing, and then they would have started being mean to me.” “Wow,” said Mantis, awed. “You are so smart, new father.”

the bitchy trophy-house husband Tony Stark cinematic universe by graveltotempo

#mcu fanfiction #tony is faking a ditzy so well that even people who know he is smart fall for this trick #tony stark #comedy #mcu parody

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deVaBYbP3WY)

I’m sorry/not sorry... But this song was just too perfect and too beautiful. And all my mind could think of when hearing this was the MCU crew after Civil War. What they’re dealing with. So what do I do? Write a parody with some of the gang. Stucky and maybe some slight Stony is implied. Don’t hurt me. Days in the Sun (MCU post-Civil War parody) Young Bucky (taking care of sick young Steve): Days in the sun When our lives have barely begun Not until our whole lives are done Will I ever leave you Scott: Will I tremble again To my daughter's small sweet refrain? Clint/Natasha: Will you now forever remain Out of reach of my arms? Tony: Oh those days in the sun What I'd give to bring back the fun Undo what's done And bring back your light Wanda: Oh I could sing Of the pain those dark days bring Ten words he's under Still it's the wonder of us I sing for this night Steve (watching over Bucky in cryo): How in the midst of all their sorrow Can all their hope and love endure I'd been so naive and certain I've learned much and now unsure Steve (with Wanda): (Days of their past) We can't go back into our childhood (Ah those wondrous days wouldn't last) With futures that Peggy made secure (Oh!) I had felt the change in me (Bring us closer!) I'm stronger now, but we're not free. All but Bucky and Steve: Days in the sun will return We must believe As lovers do Our day filled with fun Will be coming soon