(I apologize in advance for how long this one is)
Thor, writing a letter to Loki: *sharpens pencil* Dear Loki-
Thor: *crumples up the paper* Nah.
Thor: *brings out pen and ink* Dearest buddy-
Thor: *crumples up the paper* mmm.
Thor: *slams a fucking typewriter down* To my best companion-
Thor: *chucks the typewriter behind his head and exhales*
Thor: *inhales, setting down the laptop* Dear Loki, you are not only my brother, but my best friend. You are not ugly, your face is fine. I feel utterly horrible about what happened today. I hope we don’t stop being friends over this. I hate to see you upset over this, because when you cry, I cry. May we never let this happen again. Your best buddy, Thor.
Thor: … Yea I’m not sure. *deletes email*