Jules of Nature
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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trying on a metaphor
taylor price
pixel skylines
noise dept.
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macklin celebrini has autism
#extradirty
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
almost home
Product Placement
Xuebing Du
JVL
Kiana Khansmith
dirt enthusiast
NASA
Cosimo Galluzzi
seen from Malaysia
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seen from Finland
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seen from France
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@buckybonky1918
Loki: *walking in to find Mobius writing tally marks on a whiteboard*
Loki: What is this?
Mobius: I’m marking down every time you have lied today.
Loki: This is absolutely absurd! I am many things, but a liar is not one of them!
Mobius: *puts down another tally*
*Bucky asleep in the common room*
Y/N: A wema way, a wemy way, a wema way, a wema way…
Bucky: god not again..
Clint: In the jungle…
Bucky: no.
Scott: The mighty jungle…
Bucky: NO!
Y/N, Clint, Scott: THE WHITE WOLF SLEEPS TONIGHT!!!
Bucky: go. to. hell.
Peter: You wanna see how hardcore I am?
Peter: *punches wall*
Peter:
Peter: Take me to the hospital.
Tony: Hey, Steve? Do you now how to raise a spider boy while also raising your own child?
Steve: Uh-
Tony: Yea, me neither.
Bucky: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?
but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol
how many hands you got
two? don’t see how that’s relevant
allow me illustrate you
that’s still four people
i truly can’t make this any clearer
will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children
don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story
I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie
If we lose tumblr how will we ever replace these posts in which every reply feels like a punch in the face
@hellsite-hall-of-fame @world-heritage-posts
This isn’t Marvel related AT ALL but this is just too hilarious to not post-
Tony with Peter’s milkshake: Here ya go kid.
Peter: Wow, thanks Mr. Stark! This is grea- wait it’s chocolate.
Tony: I thought you asked for chocolate?
Peter: No I wanted vanilla.
Tony, 10 minutes later, coming back with a vanilla milkshake: Here.
Peter: Thanks! Wait there’s no whipped cream-
Tony, whispering: Drink the goddamn shake, Peter.
(I apologize in advance for how long this one is)
Thor, writing a letter to Loki: *sharpens pencil* Dear Loki-
Thor: *crumples up the paper* Nah.
Thor: *brings out pen and ink* Dearest buddy-
Thor: *crumples up the paper* mmm.
Thor: *slams a fucking typewriter down* To my best companion-
Thor: *chucks the typewriter behind his head and exhales*
Thor: *inhales, setting down the laptop* Dear Loki, you are not only my brother, but my best friend. You are not ugly, your face is fine. I feel utterly horrible about what happened today. I hope we don’t stop being friends over this. I hate to see you upset over this, because when you cry, I cry. May we never let this happen again. Your best buddy, Thor.
Thor: … Yea I’m not sure. *deletes email*
Tony: *eating*
Banner: *looks at his plate* That doesn’t really look like a very balanced diet. What about your greens?
Tony: All of the animals on this plate were vegetarian.
Banner: You really shouldn’t be eating that. Too much greasy food is bad for your digestive system.
Tony: *dumps food in the trash* Happy now?
Banner: That was really wasteful.
Tony: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
Sam: Bucky, you need to stop staring at people. It shows that you care about their comfort.
Bucky: Ugh, fine.
Bucky: *closes eyes*
Sam: … I’m done.
Drax: What does a man do when life gives him lemons?
Mantis: M-make lemonade?
Drax: No. HE SQUEEZES THEM RIGHT BACK INTO LIFE’S EYES.
ACTORS CAST IN MULTIPLE ROLES IN THE MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE: LAURA HADDOCK as Autograph Seeker in CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE FIRST AVENGER (2011) + Meredith Quill in GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY (2014)/GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOL. 2 (2017) KENNETH CHOI as Jim Morita in CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE FIRST AVENGER (2011) + Principal Morita in SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING (2017) GEMMA CHAN as Minn-Erva in CAPTAIN MARVEL (2019) + Sersi in ETERNALS (2021) ENVER GJOKAJ as Young Cop in THE AVENGERS (2012) + Daniel Sousa in AGENT CARTER (2015 - 2016) ALFRE WOODARD as Miriam in CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR (2016) + Mariah Dillard in LUKE CAGE (2016 - 2018)
Enemy: You better have some kind of escape plan, right now.
Bucky: Oh, better than that. I have a best friend right here who’s always ready to save my skin!
Steve: *not there*
Bucky, to the enemy: … Just do what you gotta do.
Peter: Take back what you said!
Tony: I would if it wasn’t true! There’s no point in you taking piano lessons, you have short fingers. It’s a waste of my money.
Peter:
Peter: … Then what do you suggest I play?
Tony: Maracas.
Peter: *sobbing*
Peter: *being chased by monsters in a library*
Peter: *screaming and pulling on books* WHERE ARE THE SECRET PASSAGES WHEN YOU NEED THEM?!
Thor, to Loki: I can’t believe you were suspended for being too dangerous!
Frigga: Well, I can’t believe you just ditched school without a proper excuse!
Thor: If Loki gets to skip out on school, so do I.
Anyone: Glad to finally meet you, Loki!
Loki: *stabs them*
Them: He seems to have a few issues!
Thor: It’s not his fault! He’s been turned evil by loneliness!
