Hogwarts Legacy modern AU
MC: There’s my little Meatball!
Ominis: Don’t talk to him. He’s in time out.
MC: What did he do?
Ominis: It doesn’t matter, he’s just in time out, alright?
-Sebastian enters the dorm-
Sebastian: Alright, I think this is the last pair. -holds up Ominis’ underwear-
Ominis: -Snatches it-
MC: Uh, what’s going on?
Ominis: Nothing!
Sebastian: For reasons unclear to us, Meatball likes to collect underwear. Clean, dirty, it doesn’t matter. He stuffed several pairs in Ominis’ backpack and has been scattering them around the school.
Ominis: Sebastian!
Sebastian: Here’s the pile, any of these belong to you? Maybe this little red thong here?
MC: Um, that’s a men’s thong.
Sebastian: -drops underwear in disgust-
MC: Meatball, why do you want people’s underwear? It’s gross.
Meatball: For Meatball’s naps! There’s a hole for Meatball!
Sebastian: Oh my god…Meatball, no.
-Garreth enters the dorm-
Garreth: Hey, I heard this is where all the missing underwear is?
Sebastian: Here’s the pile.
Garreth: Oh good! I’ve been looking for these. -picks up the thong-
-MC, Ominis, and Sebastian look at him with raised brows-
Garreth: Excuse me for not wanting a line in my khakis and adding some spice to my wardrobe!

















