I really like their height difference, it just drives me crazy
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I really like their height difference, it just drives me crazy
Mechaboy art from Bluesky<333
Robert’s just lending a hand to his best bud (Robert x Waterboy)
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I would like to write fic about Mechaboy, but the ru-speaking fandom for Dispatch is too small, and my English is too superficial for something like that. It's unlikely that anyone would want to use a translator for something like that :`[
ewwwww who drew this what
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Flambae gives Robert some unsolicited advice. Waterboy also gets involved (Animatic)
I had a dream Robert Robertson the third was doing a youtube interview with MacDoesIt and they got drunk together and Bobert started giving his top ten tips for blowjobs.
SPOILERS FOR DISPATCH
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
Having just finished Episode 8, my conclusion is that the game is fun, BUT:
I am rather disappointed how little interaction you were able to get with anyone other than Invisigal and Blonde Blazer. Not even just not able to romance (which I'll get to), but interact in general. You get several one-on-one scenes with those two, and a couple each with Royd and Chase, but almost none with the Z-Squad in the back half. What's Prism's deal? You never find out, you're never given the chance to chat with her. You only interact with Punchup, Malevola and Coup in group scenes, and everything else is just during Dispatch. I understand like limited resources or whatever, but I would have really appreciated like a break-room minigame or something where you got to just chat with your coworkers. As it is, this feels like a mobile game strapped to a movie with quicktime events. Still fun and entertaining, but I would have liked more (particularly for 30 bucks).
And then romance. Woof. Your only options (as far as I can tell, and please correct me if you've discovered otherwise) are Invisigal and Blonde Blazer. That's it. And they come on STRONG. Apparently I was in the 4% of players who didn't romance anyone, because I wasn't interested in either a) my boss or b) my employee. On top of that, was hoping for literally any kind of queer romance. Robert isn't written as specifically straight (you can make him like long cream-filled donuts for fuck's sake), and I see no reason why the player can't choose a gay romance. Waterboy and Royd are RIGHT THERE and they both have fantastic meet-cutes with Robert with high potential for romance, and it's just... never followed up on.
If there's going to be a season 2, please don't force players into straight romance. If Mass Effect could let you be gay a decade plus ago, there's no reason why Dispatch can't.