#medieval mischief

[ramapani-blog]

🪪 Selby Imp | Official ID Card

Name: Selby Imp Date of Birth: Circa 1069 (eternally youthful) Occupation: Architectural menace / spiritual heckler Address: High Altar, Selby Abbey, YO8 4PU Height: Depends on your sins Eye Colour: Stone grey with a glint of mischief Special Skills: Eternal judgment, dramatic posing, medieval sarcasm Known Associates: Gargoyles, disgruntled monks, folklore enthusiasts Quote: “I was judging pilgrims before it was cool.”

[vivalaraptor]

Me when the tavern is litty

Forsooth, that minstrel's tune was fire, m'lord! No cap, it set the hall ablaze with joy. Dead ass, 'twas a tune for the century!

[ramapani-blog]

Selby Imp log | day #25

I brought smoke bombs.

I brought a Latin incantation I found scribbled in the margins of a library book.

I brought a slightly squashed hummus and roasted pepper sandwich (vegan, obviously).

He brought the usual: that insufferable grin and the air of someone who’s been winning since the Black Death.

I tried stealth. I tried charm. I tried a decoy made from twigs and spite.

A bat in the belfry laughed at me. I’m not saying it was with the Imp, but I’m not not saying it either.

I left smelling faintly of sulphur and failure. I’m fairly certain the gargoyles are running a betting pool on how long it’ll take me to crack.

Tomorrow: chalk circles and a kazoo.

[classic-jorts]

Big day for folks who like weird medieval guys and stickers!

Weird Medieval Guys