lets get weird

cringe is dead and 🌜im just a silly goose🌛 she/her

[vivalaraptor]

Me when the tavern is litty

Forsooth, that minstrel's tune was fire, m'lord! No cap, it set the hall ablaze with joy. Dead ass, 'twas a tune for the century!

[constellatedlove]

subtle intimacy is so soft!! knowing someone’s routine and slowly becoming a part of it. memorising favourite teas and soups and drink orders. good morning and good night texts and messy paragraphs of love written half asleep. nicknames only you know. just!!! small things that say “look how dear you are to me.”

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[vivalaraptor]

Soooooooooooo there a reason we didn’t get any married polin smut????? (6 SECONDS DOESNT COUNT) Am I the only one devastated…. They skipped the WEDDING NIGHT WHY why WHYYYY

so much wasted time on scenes no one asked for (ok im sure some people asked for them but people can be weird)

we didn’t need to see the intimacy between the two leads after they get married, OF COOOURSE NOT. we can just save the reconciliation for a short convo in the last 10 minutes 🙃

[vivalaraptor]

Jess Brownell has a threesome kink istg

this season was her opportunity to highlight the throuple

[dearestgentlereaders]

‘fingered her in the back of a carriage and now I can’t live without her or i’ll kms’ type of smile

[dajo42]

at my wedding yes i will have a maid of honour but why stop there. ill give all my maids titles. we will have a maid of hope. a maid of horror. a maid of horticulture. a maid of harm. a maid of healing. and of course. a maid of hogs

[thoodleoo]

hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

[moonlitlillypop]

Thanatos explaining that he’s the god of death, not hades

[moonlitlillypop]

Thanatos explaining that it applies to animals too

[mando-lore]

Poseidon explaining that he is the god of the seas and oceans

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

Zeus explaining why he can’t keep it in his pants

[miceprincess]

Hermes explaining why he gotta go fast

[memesandmylife]

dionysus explaining why he’s Like That

[femur-theif]

All of these are so accurate it hurts

[glass-trash-bab]

@nicadenic

[lesbian-velma-rights]

Also Hermes, God of messengers

[confusedwitch-deactivated202412]

And Eris, Goddess of discord and chaos

[thethinkingaurora]

Oh my god I’m dying, these are all just consecutive sucker punch’s straight to the nose

Help

[william-solace-aaaaa-deactivate]

Ares, the god of war

[anxeious]

[your-mums-nuts]

Absolutely hilarious to me that the ton is gonna be speculating on why and how Penelope and Colin ended up engaged and there’s definitely gonna be some entrapment/pity rumours going around but the actual truth of it is that Colin chased a carriage down, fell to his knees and went “please please please please please please please”

[enki2]

[podcastwizard]

this will not be a bridgerton blog but for the foreseeable future i will not be thinking about anything other than bridgerton

(original post @romanceyourdemons)

[mairoon]

[iosonomer-blog]

[monkeysaysficus]

Generational trauma

[ashestoashesjc]

hurt people hurt people :/

[globalincident]

kitty see kitty do

[franzias-cave]

painting of joan of arc but she's got a lil carabiner. is this anything.

[franzias-cave]

she's got the key to heaven or something

[bernicedoodles]

they’re so Lilo and Stitch coded 😭

[thankeschoen]

girl realising they’re a lesbian call that 💡yurika