#mediocre-misadventures

[tentaklingon]

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i dunno what it says but it looks adorable :I

omg minion ghfjkgfhgf

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mediocre-misadventures replied to your photo: Mooore

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ytho

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mediocre-misadventures replied to your post: earlier i went to look for headache medicine and a...

omg they’re so TEENY! -gives you painmeds- »

yes i have teeny toes and teeny hands /;3;/

[frillyfacefins]

Thanks to a total crack rp with my minion I seem to have started to ship Maitimo/Artanis :|

THANKS VERY MUCH MINION

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Ludo and Minion read the Silmarillion: Of the sun and moon and the hiding of valinor + Of Men

Ludovica: omfg tilion

Ludovica: you had one job, one.

Minion: lmfao

Minion: BUTSHE'SSOPRETTY -burns-

Minion: meanwhile melkor is doing some vampire hissing at the sun

~*~

Ludovica: it's so cute how Elves are basically night creatures, btw

Ludovica: at least Sindar and Nandor

Minion: XD it isss

Minion:

Minion: and they're like 'fuck you sun' sfdgdsfhadg

Minion: also

Minion: some of the names they give men

Minion: fdgsdfgasd one of them is the sickly

Minion: lmfao i almost died when i read that

Ludovica: pfff the elves are sorta dicks

Ludovica: yep

Ludovica: in German one of them is the 'Tolpatsche'

Ludovica: which means

Ludovica: klutzes

Minion: dfgdfds

Ludovica: Elves are fucking asses

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Ludovica: the Noldor must have had a fucking culture shock when they met the Nandor

Ludovica: 'WHAT? What on Earth do you mean 'who knows if the Valar even exist'? Bitch, I SAW them, and more than once, thank you very much!'

Ludovica: eh, what on Ardar more like

Minion: dfgdf all the names in english - the second people, the followers, the after-born, the sickly, the mortals, usurpers, the strangers, the inscrutable, the self-cursed, the heavy-handed, the night-feaerers, and the children of the sun

Ludovica: the heavy-handed was translated as Tolpatsche

Ludovica: the others are pretty much the same

Minion: xD

Minion: children of the sun is cute

Minion: elves are the children of the stars~

Ludovica: yep~

Minion: those fancy asses

Minion: they get this lovely twinkling thing

Minion: we get this briht, hot, thing that you can't really see that provides wonderful sunburns

Minion: xD

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Ludovica: eh, if I was yavanna I'd be gloatin in Middle Earth right now

Ludovica: I mean, she lost her trees, yeah

Minion: lmfao yes

Minion: she's like YESALLMYBABIES

Ludovica: but no reason not to go and see her other babies

Minion: x3

Ludovica: then the humans would have a better relationship to nature maybe

Ludovica:

Ludovica: If nature was this tall, imposing goddess

Minion: fdgsd they fear the valar

Minion: 'cause they never got ot make friends

Ludovica: better fear than ignore :|

Minion: thdfgfd THE ELVES WERE AFRAID TOO BUT THEN THEY MADE FRIENDS

Minion: dsfgsd

Ludovica: yeah with Orome D:

Ludovica: Orome is like

Ludovica: the only Valar with people skills

Minion: xD

Ludovica: Okay, Melkor got some people skills too

Minion: oromebro

Minion: ....this is true

Ludovica: brorome

Minion: he got people skills

Minion: he's just

Minion: a shitty person

Ludovica: an ass

Ludovica: yeeah

Minion: yes

Ludovica: basically everybody in this book is an ass

Ludovica: all but tilion

Minion: yes

Ludovica: tilion's just a tool

Minion: xD

Minion: LETMETAKECAREOFTHISMOONFLOWERTHINGPLEASE

Ludovica: ITSSILVERANDSHINYILOVESILVERSTUFF

Minion: xD basically

Minion: it is he silveriest thing

Minion: so it's his favorite

Ludovica: yep

Ludovica: apart from Arien

Minion: XD

Ludovica: I wonder what Arien thinks about him :|

Ludovica: Like 'Oh my god bro CAN YOU PLEASE STOP BUMPING INTO MY SHIP'

Minion: xD

Minion: BUTBUTBUTYOU'RESODAZZLING

Minion: i like how solar eclipses were in there

Ludovica: yep

Ludovica: NO FALSE WIZARD CAN COME AND ACT ALL KNIGHT IN CAMELOT 8D

Minion: wat

Ludovica: omfg

Ludovica: don't tell me you don't kno knight in camelot