#nonsensical chatter

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love the idea of post sister location michael becoming an absolute cryptid

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i literally just wanted to edit the text not when i scheduled it. thanks for posting 7 hours early! experiment doesnt matter now i guess.

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how do we feel about long haired michael 

[ray-victorof3]

Nonsensical Chatter | Ray & Burton

After leaving Cate with Jasmine, Ray made his way back down to the lobby where he knew Aelia was waiting. Aelia, though nice, was very shallow, she only gossiped about her friends, with her friends, about everything, really. It was enough to drive Ray insane, but he needed to do this. Not only for his tributes, but for Cate.

There was no way that Ray would ever allow Cate to be taken again. And if that involved stepping up and performing such acts expected by victors, then so be it. Besides, with the promise of money from sponsors, there would be a better chance of bringing a tribute home. He straightened his suit in the elevator, combing back his hair once more, it was prone to just falling out of place, and becoming an absolute mess. The Capitol would have a solution for it, he was sure, but he still liked it. Oddly sentimental, his hair was messy and out of place. Sort of like the mentor himself. 

Pasting on his most winning smile, Ray stepped out of the elevator and instantly spotted Aelia. Her pink hair was quite literally towering above her today, clashing crazily with her red eye shadow and lipstick. He thought back to when Cate asked if he was going to marry this woman, and choked back a laugh. No, these two would never match. Not a chance in-

"Ray!"

The woman squealed, teetering over to him in her tall heels. Thank goodness Ray was relatively tall himself, or else she would be leaning over him. He moved in to kiss her cheek, but her clawed hands pulled his face over, so soon they were mouth on mouth, and Ray was a vivid shade of red. "Ray, darling, it is just marvelous to see you again!" He laughed nervously, reminding himself to keep his shoulders down. "And it is wonderful to see you too, Aelia. How have you been keeping?" And with that one question, Aelia was content to go on about every detail of her life since Ray had been away. When she wasn't looking, he rubbed his mouth with the back of his hand, not wanting any lipstick on his own lips. 

Linking arms with the woman, the pair made their way out of the lobby, and Ray zoned out of the conversation. Aelia was happy to chatter about her life, as long as Ray nodded and hmmed and gasped in the right places. The taxi ride was relatively quick, and soon they were at the bar. It was quite crowded, and Aelia kept a firm clutch on Ray's hand as they found a table. He assumed it was so busy because of the Games starting soon, and such important games they were. Ray leaned back on his chair, eyes focusing on the woman's made up face, and tried to listen to her stories, though really he was just wishing he could get this all over and done with. 

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sac anime was the bomb diggity aw yeah got people who wanted my pic which was awesome probs the best compliment a person can give a cosplayer yo i'm very happy me and linh were hella kawaii mother fuckers aw yis who doesn't love cotton candy right am i right hahahahahahah

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can you see me on skype???

no i can’t!! :( what’s going on?

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Ludo and Minion read the Silmarillion: Of the sun and moon and the hiding of valinor + Of Men

Ludovica: omfg tilion

Ludovica: you had one job, one.

Minion: lmfao

Minion: BUTSHE'SSOPRETTY -burns-

Minion: meanwhile melkor is doing some vampire hissing at the sun

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Ludovica: it's so cute how Elves are basically night creatures, btw

Ludovica: at least Sindar and Nandor

Minion: XD it isss

Minion:

Minion: and they're like 'fuck you sun' sfdgdsfhadg

Minion: also

Minion: some of the names they give men

Minion: fdgsdfgasd one of them is the sickly

Minion: lmfao i almost died when i read that

Ludovica: pfff the elves are sorta dicks

Ludovica: yep

Ludovica: in German one of them is the 'Tolpatsche'

Ludovica: which means

Ludovica: klutzes

Minion: dfgdfds

Ludovica: Elves are fucking asses

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Ludovica: the Noldor must have had a fucking culture shock when they met the Nandor

Ludovica: 'WHAT? What on Earth do you mean 'who knows if the Valar even exist'? Bitch, I SAW them, and more than once, thank you very much!'

Ludovica: eh, what on Ardar more like

Minion: dfgdf all the names in english - the second people, the followers, the after-born, the sickly, the mortals, usurpers, the strangers, the inscrutable, the self-cursed, the heavy-handed, the night-feaerers, and the children of the sun

Ludovica: the heavy-handed was translated as Tolpatsche

Ludovica: the others are pretty much the same

Minion: xD

Minion: children of the sun is cute

Minion: elves are the children of the stars~

Ludovica: yep~

Minion: those fancy asses

Minion: they get this lovely twinkling thing

Minion: we get this briht, hot, thing that you can't really see that provides wonderful sunburns

Minion: xD

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Ludovica: eh, if I was yavanna I'd be gloatin in Middle Earth right now

Ludovica: I mean, she lost her trees, yeah

Minion: lmfao yes

Minion: she's like YESALLMYBABIES

Ludovica: but no reason not to go and see her other babies

Minion: x3

Ludovica: then the humans would have a better relationship to nature maybe

Ludovica:

Ludovica: If nature was this tall, imposing goddess

Minion: fdgsd they fear the valar

Minion: 'cause they never got ot make friends

Ludovica: better fear than ignore :|

Minion: thdfgfd THE ELVES WERE AFRAID TOO BUT THEN THEY MADE FRIENDS

Minion: dsfgsd

Ludovica: yeah with Orome D:

Ludovica: Orome is like

Ludovica: the only Valar with people skills

Minion: xD

Ludovica: Okay, Melkor got some people skills too

Minion: oromebro

Minion: ....this is true

Ludovica: brorome

Minion: he got people skills

Minion: he's just

Minion: a shitty person

Ludovica: an ass

Ludovica: yeeah

Minion: yes

Ludovica: basically everybody in this book is an ass

Ludovica: all but tilion

Minion: yes

Ludovica: tilion's just a tool

Minion: xD

Minion: LETMETAKECAREOFTHISMOONFLOWERTHINGPLEASE

Ludovica: ITSSILVERANDSHINYILOVESILVERSTUFF

Minion: xD basically

Minion: it is he silveriest thing

Minion: so it's his favorite

Ludovica: yep

Ludovica: apart from Arien

Minion: XD

Ludovica: I wonder what Arien thinks about him :|

Ludovica: Like 'Oh my god bro CAN YOU PLEASE STOP BUMPING INTO MY SHIP'

Minion: xD

Minion: BUTBUTBUTYOU'RESODAZZLING

Minion: i like how solar eclipses were in there

Ludovica: yep

Ludovica: NO FALSE WIZARD CAN COME AND ACT ALL KNIGHT IN CAMELOT 8D

Minion: wat

Ludovica: omfg

Ludovica: don't tell me you don't kno knight in camelot